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@Billie_T Warming the bench. He is so useless he can’t get a game!!

Just generational at it, have to say

@piersmorgan 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Not proper football. Way too aggressive. Leakier than sieves. Arteta’s Attritional Arsenal will grind down either of them.

@LastWordOnSpurs Waste of space, apart from 1 fluky goal against City.

🚨🚨𝐌𝐀𝐉𝐎𝐑 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆! | There are fears at Tottenham Hotspur that early scans show that Dominic Solanke’s season could be OVER! 🔎It is believed that he has suffered a grade-two hamstring injury, which can take between three and eight weeks to fully recover from. ❌Spurs are yet to comment on his injury or confirm the extent of the issue. 👨🏻‍💻[@Matt_Law_DT] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

@triffic_stuff_ Keown talking shite as usual & being wiped out by Jordan, who always backs up his opinions with facts.

🔥 SIMON JORDAN SLAMS ALEX SCOTT AND FOOTBALL FOCUS IN BRUTAL ON-AIR TAKEDOWN! Jordan In Fiery Clash With Keown As He Defends The Show He Worked On 👊 Simon Jordan did not hold back as he explained exactly why Football Focus has been axed. “The reason why it’s gone is because it’s not very good”, he said, adding that people would watch the iconic show if it had “something intriguing at the centre of it”. He then turned his fire on presenter Alex Scott: “I think the presenter was flat. No charisma. No insights.” Martin Keown quickly jumped in to defend her: “I think that’s not fair.” Jordan fired back instantly: “You would do because you worked on it with her.” As Keown continued interrupting and defending the programme, Jordan grew visibly frustrated: “I’m not sure why we’re drawing you into this conversation,” he snapped, before landing the decisive blow: “Ultimately a show is held together by the people that are in it. I look at that show and think it was pedestrian. It focused on issues that weren’t important. I’m not interested in the sexuality of football fans of West Bromwich Albion!” Keown replied that change happens but we can still celebrate what the programme was all about. Even Jim White couldn’t resist, telling him: “Well you can because you were on it!” Simon Jordan is spot on. Football Focus lost its way, stopped focusing on football, and viewers switched off. Alex Scott’s was a big part of the problem. The axe was inevitable.

@LastWordOnSpurs @AlasdairGold Phew. Or perhaps not!!

🚨𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐈𝐍! | Suggestions that Randal Kolo Muani has a hamstring injury are believed to be wide of the mark. ✅Mauni is expected to be available for Tottenham Hotspur’s clash away to Aston Villa in the Premier League. 👨🏻‍💻[@AlasdairGold] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

@LastWordOnSpurs FFS. Just play the kids!!

@thespursweb Shock horror. This bloke is a broken record when it comes to our club. He is the polar opposite to the mob down the road.

Dermot Gallagher on Sky - a yellow card was fair for this tackle: "I think yes. He slips when he goes to make the tackle, no force and intensity, and it's low. I think Anthony Taylor has got it right. He doesn't make the challenge he intended to make.” x.com/MediaPLLL7/sta…

@Neccccy @mikestockmusic Where shall I emigrate to!!

🚨 THIS WILL BE OUR NEW PM BY THE END OF MAY WHAT DO YOU THINK?

@itvracing If this is all you have to broadcast then don’t bother.

Don't forget you can watch live Sky Bet Sunday Series from Musselburgh and Nottingham at 3: 30pm on ITV4 📺

@itvracing Stick this shite Sunday series racing up your back side. It is literally worse than the Greyhounds Bags shite that punters have had to put up for years. It is equally as shite as the Friday night crap we are given. Shut your eyes & make a selection. Beyond embarrassing.

@kelvmackenzie This country is now not a good place. In my day I might have added an extra fruitella to my pick n mix. Times are different.

This is what we’ve come to. In a pilot scheme Greggs is moving all its food and drink behind the counter in a bid to beat shoplifters and violence against staff. The refitted stores are in Peckham, West Croydon, Whitechapel, Birmingham and Wilford, Notts. They are the worst areas for theft. I wonder why.

@Billie_T It is just pathetic. Meant to be a physical game. Perhaps get those players with longer hair to play in a hair net, like the hospitality industry. Can’t even believe I am comparing football to the Hospitality sector. Sums up the crazy world we live in. 😂😂😂

Going down because of a hair pull is crazy work

@kelvmackenzie Absolutely hate when a restaurant adds this. I will decide if I feel the meal/service is worthy of a tip. They might as well just add it to the original charge. Oh no they won’t do that as it will result in customers going elsewhere. Just total greed.

Gordon Ramsey has started adding a UK record 20% service charge to the bill for customers at his Lucky Cat pan Asian restaurant at 22 Bishopsgate in the City. My tip; Avoid this racket.

@RickySacks Mike Dean said it’s a yellow so a definite red. Absolute bullshit we have had to deal with this year. If only our execs had a backbone!!

This does NOT happen to any other Professional Footballing outfit. Something is really, really wrong inside this football club and what is happening with our Medical Department.

@Billie_T Fuck the toffees.

UP THE TOFFEES

@piersmorgan Really. As likely as your mob winning the league. 😂😂😂

If President Trump wants to take the Falkland Islands away from Britain, then we must reclaim the United States. Perfect way to celebrate the 250th anniversary of American Independence. King Charles can announce it to Congress next week.

@LastWordOnSpurs @Plettigoal Pointless headline.

🚨𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆! | Marcos Senesi and Tottenham Hotspur have now reached an agreement in principle. ✅Senesi has given his commitment to join Spurs on a free transfer in the summer, if Tottenham stay in the Premier League. 👨🏻‍💻[@PlettiGoal] #THFC | #COYS | #TOTTENHAM | #SPURS

@LastWordOnSpurs I would have kept this quiet. Why confirm this & give the opposition an advantage!!

🚨Roberto De Zerbi says James Maddison is NOT ready to play for Tottenham: ❌"No he is not available [to play] yet. Especially in this week, he felt pain but not so important pain. Tomorrow he will come on the bench because he's important whether he plays or not.” #THFC | #COYS

@LastWordOnSpurs No play for us then no play in World Cup!!

@LastWordOnSpurs Prob easier to say who is available!!