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NULL🙈and his brother VOID🙊

@IsaacSsemakadde 😂😂😂😂

@JoelWakan Would be poetic if some smart pants handed Balaam a banana 😂😂😂😂 The one exception I would cheer racist bigotry 😂😂😂😂

@Deitydozen 😂 facts. That's treason.

😂😂😂 I am pissed.

These are the foreign agents that need to be arrested. This is how to embarrass the whole nation of nearly 50m people in a 30 seconds clip 😂😂😂😂😂

@Sudhirntv This is an embarrassment, misuse of taxpayers money. 😂😂😂😂

This is a nice budget tourism advert.

Gwe nga gwe, can this attract you to visit a country?

@josh_mirondo 😂😂😂😂😂 (YOU, ME & HIM) WE are not the target market😂😂😂😂😂

@MarthaMelanin On which days? 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Weekdays or weekends?

@Deitydozen Am single 😹😹😹😹

Can’t wait to get married so that when someone asks Them: Hey how are you doing Me: Am married and you 😹😹😹😹😹

@davimasinde My money is on this being staged especially as some form of justification for the soon to be passed "Protection of Sovereignty bill, 2026"

The Uganda Revenue Authority (URA) has built a reputation on one thing: extraction. They will track down a small business owner for a missing receipt and squeeze a small kiosk for every last shilling. They are the ultimate financial bloodhounds. So, when they suddenly turn into to being "honest whistleblowers" who discovered a $10 million in a random container, your alarm bells shouldn't just be ringing. It says something is funny. In a system where money usually disappears into the "miscellaneous" void, you don't publish a $10M find unless the money belongs to someone you are trying to destroy. You don't report that kind of cash if it belongs to a friend. You report it when it belongs to a "Big Man" who needs to be reminded who actually holds the leash. Have you ​NOTICED the silence? Notice how there is no name attached to the container? No shipping company being grilled? No "owner" in handcuffs? That’s because the announcement WAS the punishment. The exposure was the weapon. They didn’t seize the money to fund the treasury; they seized it to disrupt a deal that someone higher up wasn't invited to. When the most aggressive tax entity in the country starts acting "virtuous," it’s never about the law. It’s about the message. This wasn't a bust. It was a declaration of war.

@kennykoburu @nellykukwa @genoeric1 @CanalBoxUG Then get MTN

@nellykukwa @genoeric1 @CanalBoxUG No way I am ever thinking of Savanah

Surely I thought I was over complaining. Nah @CanalBoxUG has over lied.

@MadibaJr24 @pmagelah @lwasabad He is blaming the girl who is gang raped for not fighting hard enough and making noise. 😂😂😂😂 Could even be a boy raped.

@pmagelah @lwasabad I always wounder what he represents he blames the receipiants but not the drafters and it has been systematic.

As a citizen you have a choice to keep blaming those who have nothing to do with the Bill or to engage those who drafted it and ensure it is changed. You seem to have chosen blame instead of engaging those who drafted it

@NyasHDaily Wasuze ku muti faaza nga binyonyi? 😂😂😂

Nne leero mwe abambuuza 🥴

@witch59314 @emeka_ug 😂😂😂 The story is very graphic, but you need to give mahns benefit of doubt

@Deitydozen @emeka_ug Do you know what they call a pattern of events??

On the next episode, we talk parenting.I host Jeshua Eleazor who was sexually abused by his step brother from when he was in P3 to S4. He was also abused by a fellow student and tried burning his school. He later was taken to a boy’s program where one of the men abused him.

@witch59314 @emeka_ug Lets reverse the gender and see how it flows. 9 year old girl must have sent some signals for the teacher or fellow student, sibling to violate them 🫥 right? 🤔 The signal being that she is a female right? 🤔 Very interesting take. 😂😂😂

@emeka_ug He was always a target because he was sending signals. The way he talks, acts, Infact look at the eyebrows

@techmarketug @grok ku ground bilalamu 😂😂😂😂

Ono gwebayita namunji w'omunto😂

@NUPkuntiko @cobbo3 Whoever approved and effected payment for Former VP Specioza Wandira Kazibwe's Harvard PhD (several billions) must be declared a foreign agent. A retired civil servant on government pension shouldn't be awarded such at the expense of youthful citizens. monitor.co.ug/uganda/magazin….

@Deitydozen @cobbo3 Exactly 💯. Everyone should be a foreign including the government since they get aid and have relationships with foreign governments or agents. They're also foreigners by default.

Uganda’s proposed Sovereignty Bill is the ONLY law in the world openly attempting something this sweeping: it legally turns its own citizens abroad into “foreigners”. The Bill is explicit. A “foreigner” includes “Ugandan citizens residing abroad”. That single clause redraws the boundary of citizenship. It means diaspora money, relationships, and even family support can fall under foreign control rules. So the implications are not abstract. -A mother in Mbale receiving school fees from her son in London. -A boda boda rider in Gulu financed by a brother in Dubai. -A small shop in Mbarara stocked using capital sent from Boston. All could, in theory, fall under foreign influence rules. Then the net widens. The definition of an “agent of a foreigner” includes anyone “directly or indirectly… financed or subsidised” by a foreigner. Not directed. Not controlled. Simply funded. -A journalist paid by a locally registered outlet that receives donor support. -A researcher on a project with partial foreign grants. -An NGO worker whose salary traces back, however distantly, to external funding. All can be classified as “agents”. Clause 22 then imposes a hard ceiling: “a cap on foreign funding of approximately UGX 400 million within any twelve-month period”, beyond which ministerial approval is required. So: -A private hospital built with diaspora investment. -A school supported by an international foundation. -A construction firm using a foreign loan. Then comes the sharpest edge. -Clause 13 creates the offence of economic sabotage, criminalising anyone who “publishes information… that weakens or damages the economic system”. So: -A newspaper reporting a currency slide. -An analyst warning about debt stress. -A civil society group highlighting inflation pressures. Even if accurate, such reporting could fall foul of the law. Finally, Clause 5 prohibits activities that promote foreign interests “against the interests of Uganda”, a phrase the law does not define. Put together, these clauses do something unprecedented. -They do not just regulate foreign influence. -They redefine who is foreign. -They extend control from politics into everyday economic and social life. In most countries, including Ethiopia and Ethiopia, sovereignty laws manage outsiders. Here, Uganda redefined outsiders to include its citizens, basically rewriting the 1995 constitution. Of course it’s in the preparatory and consultation stage and could change for better - or WORSE!