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@LeafSingh Whatever it says on the death certificate?

What is the age cut off for men to stop celebrating their birthdays?

@thegoldenmuzzy At this point they could hire ChatGPT and be light years ahead of where they are now.

If the Leafs want to go outside the box with their approach, three people I believe deserve to be spoken to: - Chris Pronger - Mike Johnson - Mike Kelly Al’s Brother, too

@265Kilometres You mean Ticketmaster?

that one scalper weirdo must be furious

@theHazarika @brankopetric00 I guarantee you use IAM.

@brankopetric00 EC2 EBS S3 EKS VPC R53 I use only these. Nothing else.

AWS has 200+ services. You need 7 of them. The challenge isn't building your app. The challenge is figuring out which 7 while the other 193 try to upsell you.

@coreylandsberg It’s been far worse than this many years. All the Ballard years. JFJ was horrific. Just to name a few

Not sure a GM has ever had a worse year than what Brad Treliving has done to the Leafs since last years deadline. Its going to take years to unfuck this team from all the fucking he did to it. #LeafsForever

@brankopetric00 Security is nothing to take lightly. IAM works very well, you just need to take the time to learn it.

AWS named a service 'Simple' Notification Service and then gave it a permissions model that requires a PhD in JSON policy documents to send a single email.

@Wisdom_HQ Karate Kid

@JacobPacheco6 That used to be a thing in the late 80/90s. They would lob it high, sometimes odd bounces would trick the goalie.

🇺🇸Jeremey Swayman just allowed a goal from Centre Ice... That American goaltending always looks to strong on paper but man, that's got to be one of the worst Olympic goals to give up EVER. #MilanoCortina2026 #USA x.com/spacecoastgolf…

Wow! @RBC is the worst! No agents want to help. They just pass off to the next guy. I’ve called 4 times this evening and spoke with 6+ people. I think I’m done with them.

@RepODLS That will never happen

WTF?? House Republicans just introduced a measure to REPEAL the 17th Amendment of the US Constitution. They want to ban the people from voting for our US Senators. Instead, they want the Legislature to appoint our Senators. WTF are they thinking?

@LeafSingh @BarDown He opened the locker room door, slipped on 93 unforced turnovers, and head-butted the concept of accountability.

@BarDown Vaxxed?

Bruh. Craig Berube had an accident in the gym and is looking a little worse for wear. 🤕

@yegrguy @kinsellawarren Did you see the list of countries at this table?

He thinks it's punishment when it's a gift. What a moron.

@SteveWarneMedia I’m not sure what rule you mean by 3, but 1 and 2 are important and they need to stay.

The three NHL rules that are flat-out terrible. The worst. 1. The offside video review to protest goals 2. Delay of game penalty for puck over glass 3. Auto penalty because a guy's stick snaps in a battle

@kinsellawarren @bishopcarrollhs You need a spoiler warning! I haven’t watched it yet!

Can't believe I'm opining on Stranger Things, but the crypto-homophobic critics are wrong: Will Byers coming out, in that era, was indeed a big deal. When at @bishopcarrollhs back then, most of my circle were gay - and closeted. Coming out in high school was risky. It took guts.

@CollinGrossWx Holy crap! Here’s what windy.com is showing:

A low pressure will rapidly deepen over the Great Lakes Sunday-Monday bringing blizzard conditions and damaging wind gusts. Models show pressure plummeting into the low 970mb range. This will be a “bomb cyclone” which is when pressure drops at least 24mb in 24 hours 💣🌀

@kinsellawarren Holy smokes! That’s not breakfast it’s full-day commitment with a side of eggs.

My son is ridiculous

@kinsellawarren I’ve had this update for a month with no problems.

IT IS TERRIBLE

@curiosityonx My guess is chicken.

Answer without Google… Which animal kills the most humans every year?

@RodKahx They changed that due to stats from longitudinal studies. They learned the outcomes are no different between holding them back a year or passing them to the next year.

Children need to fail grades again.

They Knew All Along open.substack.com/pub/itsaguythi…