Dutchman_the_Agent

Short thread of anthologies I've graciously been accepted to contribute to despite myself, if anyone is interested in reading some cool stories about dinosaurs, swordfights, gunfights, hot redheads, and snake women And also dinosaurs Man there's a lot of dinosaurs in my work...

Linus Tech Tips called out YouTube's new 30-second unskippable ads on the TV app, asking "When will it be enough? Are we just going to go all the way back to cable TV with three-minute ad breaks? Can we not?"

Soon it will be antisemitic to oppose the antichrist.

Or, and, like, hear me out for a second here... YOU COULD'VE JUST GIVEN THE CAR A FUCKING KEY LIKE EVERY CAR EVER HAS HAD IN LIVING MEMORY What happens if that thing demagnetizes? We have this problem at work ALL THE TIME Bros badges demag and they can't get into the building

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

haven’t seen something more accurate than this.

A God that dies could never be God.

NASA accidentaly proves the crucifixion of Jesus Christ?! According to the Synoptic Gospels, specifically Luke 23:44–45, a mysterious darkness descended over the land starting at "the sixth hour" (noon) and lasting until "the ninth hour" (3:00 p.m.). Traditionally, this period of midday gloom has been distinguished from a standard solar eclipse, which lasts only minutes. Instead, it is described as a supernatural or atmospheric shroud occurring while Jesus remained on the Cross. As evening fell on that same day, astronomical models confirm that a partial lunar eclipse was visible from Jerusalem. A "Blood Moon" occurs during a lunar eclipse when the Earth blocks direct sunlight from reaching the moon; the only light reflected from the lunar surface is filtered through Earth’s atmosphere, which scatters shorter blue wavelengths and allows longer red wavelengths to pass through. This scientific reality aligns with the words of the Apostle Peter in Acts 2:20, who, citing the prophet Joel, declared that "the sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood" before the coming of the great day of the Lord. Modern calculations from NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory allow historians to "rewind" the sky to the first century. Their data confirms several key factors for Friday, April 3, 33 AD: Visibility: The eclipse began below the horizon, meaning that as the moon rose over Jerusalem that evening, it would have already appeared "eclipsed" or deeply crimsoned. The Jewish Calendar: This date coincides perfectly with the 14th of Nisan, the preparation day for Passover, which is the specific timeframe recorded for the Crucifixion. Duration: The moon remained in the Earth's shadow for a significant portion of the rising, making the "blood" appearance a visible, public sign to the inhabitants of Judea. The presence of a confirmed lunar eclipse on the most likely date of the Crucifixion suggests an extraordinary convergence. While the midday darkness (noon to 3 p.m.) remains a unique phenomenon beyond standard orbital patterns, the evening Blood Moon provides a verifiable astronomical "timestamp" that grounds the biblical account in physical history.

Qatar's PM: "This war needs to stop immediately. Everyone knows who the main beneficiary of this war is." Qatar's PM told the world, this war serves someone's interests. And that someone is not in Tehran, Washington, or Doha — it's in Tel Aviv.

🚨 TOYOTA JUST MADE A CAR KEY SO CONFUSING… DEALERSHIPS HAVE TO TRAIN PEOPLE HOW TO UNLOCK THEIR DOOR A full-grown adult has to explain how to unlock a car door using the new Toyota card key. The key card literally has instructions printed on it. Angle the card. Find the “right spot.” Try again. Like you’re diffusing a bomb. Even he can’t get it on the first try: “Not working… not working right.” Now people will be standing outside their own car… waving a card around hoping it works. How did Toyota just make a car key WORSE?