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@RealAshlar She lives in the country and her neighbors aren’t close at all; I’m trying to think of what would warrant calling the cops on them for having a party. I mean, if it spilled into her property, yeah, but other than that, I don’t know why she would’ve took such measures.

This woman called the police on her neighbors once, three years ago for having a loud party at night. For the next three years, every time the neighbors go by the hour or even their friends go by, they honk their horn in their cars at her house at all hours of the days. She’s grown very irritated at this and feels like this is harassment. The police can’t do anything about people honking their horn at you so she had to suffer in silence until today she finally snapped and laid into them. Its affecting her young children’s sleeping schedules too, is there anything else she can do at this point to get it to stop?

@SuckmyArbok @PMPCESSDIARY Busta Rhymes

@PMPCESSDIARY Who is that next to Janet?

𝘈𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘧𝘶𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘮 🪐 — it’s the past and the future in conversation: ancestral roots wrapped in cosmic dreams, black stories told beyond limits, beyond earth, beyond now ✧

@Skyjudge4NFL @SubRosaMagick Not in the slightest, just someone who’s with a novice interest in linguistic etymology. There are two words in my state’s name as well, though.

@ENTPTSD @SubRosaMagick I'm going to guess you're from New Jersey.

Be honest… does ANYONE actually use these words in real life? 🤣 Bamboozled Flabbergasted Discombobulated Shenanigans Cattywampus Lollygag Malarkey Kerfuffle Brouhaha Nincompoop Skedaddle Tomfoolery Flibbertigibbet Pumpernickel

@halftimebrake @SubRosaMagick I use it so much already that I neglected to add it. Thanks for the reminder.

@ENTPTSD @SubRosaMagick Add Broad please

@TheSexHealer @SubRosaMagick Yeah, I’d say that one is used often, out of the ones that aren’t used often, if that makes sense. I also rely heavily on it as a descriptor; blame society for that, not me.

@ENTPTSD @SubRosaMagick I say bozo all the time. Haha. Didn’t realize it was out

@iameMQue @SubRosaMagick Let’s keep it going.

@ENTPTSD @SubRosaMagick I’m obsessed with this.

@HeavyLikeLead @SubRosaMagick Username checks out.

@ENTPTSD @SubRosaMagick The word Fuck, with all it's modifiers has replaced all of these.

@FalconryFinance “William, can you hear me?! William! William!”

all cops

@Donmcron333 @Patriot_One1 @FalconryFinance

@Patriot_One1 @FalconryFinance Hard to believe but plenty of people don’t die from getting shot 9 times.

@Lunagoatedd @kirawontmiss So let him know.

@ENTPTSD @kirawontmiss Great judge I love that man

This is the same judge that went viral for berating an IT worker last week… How is he still a judge?????

NEW: Democrat men are now wearing red lipstick to protest President Trump. “Everyone put on red lipstick to show resistance against You Know Who.”

@memechaotic Lamb of God - Ghost Shaped People

Choose wisely.

@AmazingZoltan She really expects us to believe she has a hearing impairment?

It has come to my attention that today is Day Three of the 2026 NDP leadership convention and that yesterday was Day Two. I feel terrible about the mix up given the seriousness of the event and the gravity of the moment—so I've gone back and compiled some highlights from Day One.

I have no words! I’ve watched it several times and I’m ashamed of that.

Speakers at the Democratic Party conference in Canada argue over their “gender equity cards” which allows them to skip the line to speak This is real

With these new X Algorithm changes, I'm not sure how I'm going to survive without bangers like this one constantly popping up on my feed🙄🙄🙄🤣

@officer_Lew @HankOSkilz Every passing day brings us closer to Idiocracy.

WOW🚨: A surgeon’s career is over after her patient suffered permanent, debilitating brain damage during an operation. The doctors were caught twirling while the patient was under…smh, I’m running out of words 🤦🏿‍♂️