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Endless Mike

@EndlessMikeD

LCMS Lutheran, but please don’t hold that against them. Man tears are only permissible for church, the end of Big Hero 6, and tax day.

South Carolina, USA شامل ہوئے Kasım 2022
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Endless Mike
Endless Mike@EndlessMikeD·
@AlaskanCourtney It needs a fork sticking out of the tail end. And when you smack it, it lurches forward and swallows Brussels sprouts into a tray below.
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Endless Mike
Endless Mike@EndlessMikeD·
@_yogi_Bear_316 Had a spring clip from the back of a lock cylinder hide in the beard for a few minutes. Searched everywhere, then had a moment of realization that sent me combing through mine and found it. Nail's a winner.
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Yogi
Yogi@_yogi_Bear_316·
When you are doing a little demo work and find a nail in your beard 🤣🤣🤣
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Daddy Warpig
Daddy Warpig@DaddyWarpig·
1 student + 2 teachers = 4some Obviously they weren't math teachers.
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Non Compliant Huckleberry
Non Compliant Huckleberry@thepocketgeek·
The greatest Uncle flex in the history of Uncle flexes.
Isaac D Lucas@Isaackery

@Ambar_SIFF_MRA My fave story about Henry is when his nephew told his school class that his uncle was Superman. The teacher said not to tell porkies in class, so his nephew brought Henry in to prove it.

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Endless Mike
Endless Mike@EndlessMikeD·
@TypoDynamofo Right? Looking back, it was really an exciting time! Take THAT, wedding day!
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typo
typo@TypoDynamofo·
@EndlessMikeD First Doctor Pepper AND autotheft? Nice.
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Endless Mike
Endless Mike@EndlessMikeD·
@liekitisnot Oh, they're still the rage. They're like Beck Hansen--they show up every couple decades, blow our minds, then retreat until the next time they're ready to stun with their excellence.
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Liekitisn’t
Liekitisn’t@liekitisnot·
Does anyone remember when fractals were all the rage?
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Jay Collinwood
Jay Collinwood@collinwood_j·
All Christian denominations are pretty much the same. So I’m selling off my icons and becoming Seventh Day Adventist.
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Moose Bro
Moose Bro@moosebro45·
April Fools day is bullshit.😐
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Freedom and Liberty for All🏴
Freedom and Liberty for All🏴@trueLiberalist·
My favorite part of this is Danny calling Thomas Tom while Tommy calls Dan Daniel.
Thomas Massie@RepThomasMassie

@dbongino Daniel, you have 5 times as many followers as me, yet I ratioed you three times today. When I caught you in lies, you just started new threads. Have fun interviewing a warm-body fool on April fool’s day. I think even you pitching softballs will recognize what a goof this guy is.

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