Angry Jiggly

Disclaimer: This twitter account contains a large amount of sarcasm. Please do not take my anger too seriously!

@Keir_Starmer Let's do some maths. £12.71 * 40 * 52=£26,436.80 per annum. Income tax personal allowance = £12,570 per annum. £26,436.80 - £12,570 = £13,866.80 £13,866.80 - 20% = £11,093.44 £11,093.44 + £12,570 = £23,663.44 £23,663.44 / (40 * 52) = £11.38 Actual Living Wage is £11.38

That has always been the plan. Read more here: keirstarmer.org/theplan

We will be defined by our ability to stand up for British interests in this volatile world. To make our country more secure and resilient. To give working people a fairer deal and deliver more opportunities for their children.

@CharlieHaruno I wholeheartedly believe that one of the biggest reasons why Ultimate feels so stiff is because of Balloon Knockback. Not only does it reduce hitstun and make combos more linear, but it just looks off, like the air is made of gelatin instead of air.

I'm sorry for 4 posting but this game was smooth as butter. Watching it back it was probably the most fun I've ever had

@SmashRookie @The_Hypist @PJiggles_ You sure seem to be participating in it a lot for someone who apparently just takes a casual interest in the topic. Almost like you're actively seeking out anyone who wants to see the movie.

@Examinee623 @The_Hypist @PJiggles_ The score of the movie just came out and people are talking about it. So I'm replying and participating in the discussion in. Does that bother you?

I'd make a snarky remark about the movie based on Super Mario Galaxy being bad but Twitter would never let me live it down

@SmashRookie @The_Hypist @PJiggles_ Are you just going around defending movie critics to anyone who disagrees with them?

@The_Hypist @PJiggles_ Also, critics actually have to deliberate on their thoughts and reflect on what they liked/disliked about a movie before submitting a review, unlike people in the audience score.

@SmashRookie @PJiggles_ The ones on Rotten Tomatoes sure all seem to think alike though.

@Examinee623 @PJiggles_ My point is why are you saying "I don't take critics seriously. They said this movie I dislike was good!" when critics are not one giant blob of people who all review the same movies?

@SmashRookie @PJiggles_

@Examinee623 @PJiggles_ Not all critics review the same movies.

Is the web version of Twitter down for anyone else rn?

Welp, Comrade Keir strikes again bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@BovrilG He ain't beating the "no souls" allegations, that's for sure...

>>ginger >>hates dogs There’s one obvious pivot he can make here

@PJiggles_ I'll try not to take that personally lol

This made me realize the voices might have a British accent because my account is based in the EU and now I'm begging for that not to be the case

@rose_matt There was a kid in my form in secondary school with bright orange hair, and one day when we were in Latin class he walked into the room right when the teacher was telling us that the Latin word "ignis" means "fire". So, naturally he became Ignis for a while.

Might do a nickname vid for Monday 13th April using comments, feel free to drop some below THANKS 💀

@JamieCorridon @KITKAT Twitter maths strikes again.

@KITKAT that's 1,446 KitKat bars for every living person on Earth.

Regarding recent press coverage

So apparently an entire lorry full of KitKats were stolen. Knowing how little it costs Nestlé to manufacture the things, the theft of the lorry probably cost them more than the KitKats it was transporting.

Defund @Ofcom

@Keir_Starmer youtube.com/watch?v=09ju0x… Keir Starmer's failed regime

Putin is rubbing his hands at the war in the Middle East because he thinks higher oil prices will let him line his pockets. I will always defend British interests at home and abroad, which is why we are taking action against Russia’s shadow fleet today.

@PJiggles_ It doesn't even look good like tf is "TheGameVerse" on about?

Are you ready to see this video all over your timeline when the official remake is announced and the most obnoxious people on the internet insist it should've looked like this

@RadishHarmers This is one of those moments where I'm not sure if what I'm reading is satire or not.

"But Harry Potter meant so much to me throughout my childhood…". That's no excuse. You've already read and watched a ton of Harry Potter. You've had your fill. It's me, who has never read or watched a single piece of Potter media, who should get to enjoy the new series.

I'd say it must be a slow news day, but considering a man was just shot and killed in his car in London it clearly isn't. Thanks Twitter.

@PJiggles_ This is like, the most oddly specific thing to have a major hangup about...

Maybe I'm just a pedantic dick but I really don't like the visor being projected/a hologram, it's too boringly "futuristic" for me. Like how all mech suit stuff in modern movies is based on nanotechnology, it's just lazy boring and overdone