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Two German tourists went on holiday to Hawaii for 3 weeks. But they never left the airport. They were arrested, interrogated for 7.5 hours, accused of intending to work illegally with zero proof. They were held in prison for 3 days then deported. DO NOT TRAVEL TO THE USA.

Jesus Wept. I certainly did.

@AtTheRaces You just watch! If Einstein runs in the Guineas, he’ll either win it or go very close. It’s the O’Brien way!

Thoughts on that comeback run from Albert Einstein? 🤔

@Yemihazan I flew Emirates first class from Singapore to Dubai in a Boeing 777 and I was the ONLY passenger in first class. I was told I had the front one third of the plane to myself! It was like flying in a mansion with many rooms, but a lonely experience. We are social animals!

Emirates first class is brazy... The voice over is the funniest lol 📸 - Jabz

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JD VANCE: “Iran was going to use Nuclear Suicide Vests to kill tens of thousands of people. That’s why they had to attack.” These people still haven’t realized that we’re not buying a word of their Israeli-written propaganda bullshit.

@sevenbarrows Oh My God!!!! 😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪 I hate horse racing! It draws you in, with all these most beautiful of animals … these gorgeous creatures — and just as you’ve fallen in love with them, it snatches them away from you. Hate it! 😪

We have very sadly lost the battle to overcome Sir Gino’s ailment and he has had to be put to sleep at the veterinary hospital this morning. He has been fighting from severe deep-seated infections that he had overcome last year prior to his brilliant return in the Christmas Hurdle but this time it had spread too far although his fractured pelvis was healing well. He was not only brilliant but one of the nicest kindest horses you could ever wish to see and this leaves an awful hole in Seven Barrows this morning and a very sad day for Joe & Marie Donnelly. They have had some wonderful horses over the years and they both care so much for them so losing such a young star with his life in front of him is particularly cruel. Sir Gino was unbeaten in all his 7 starts including 3 Grade 1’s over hurdles and an amazing display in a Grade 2 Chase on his one and only start over fences. We would have to say that he was just at least as good as any of all the amazing horses we have been lucky enough to have trained. Unforgettable in every way.

@WilliamShatner And, may I say … looking fantastic! Spock’s blessing, “Live long and prosper” has definitely worked for you! 🙂

At 95, I'm still smokin'! 😝 I’ve learned two things: Never waste a good cigar. Never trust anyone who says you should ‘act your age.’ 😉👍🏻

@LABORALkTeam That is one of the most horrific falls I’ve watched live on tv. Debora was lying so still on the road, my blood ran cold. I couldn’t watch it again. Thank God she didn’t land on her neck. The medical report seems to be positive. All strength to her … get well soon! ❤️❤️❤️

Parte médico 🩺💊 Después de ser atendida por los servicios médicos de carrera y de urgencias, Debora Silvestri se encuentra estable en estos momentos. Permanecerá hospitalizada las próximas horas bajo supervisión médica y se le realizarán más pruebas para conocer el alcance de las lesiones.

My Prime Minister didn’t insult her with some tasteless Pearl Harbor joke. Instead he impressed her with his ability to speak Japanese.

@JodiOnTheCouch @VividProwess Not the fucking Pahlavis …! Never!! Do people forget the reason why Khomeini led the revolution and was initially so popular was because he got rid of the corrupt and cruel Reza Pahlavi. Do you people forget SAVAK? Worse than the Gestapo they were!

@VividProwess This is such an exciting moment in history. #IranRevolution2026‌

Israel’s official account in Persian posted this: “The sun of freedom will rise again over Iran. Soon.
 We love you and stand with you, until freedom.
 Happy Nowruz 🇮🇷🌸🇮🇱”

Trump and Israel killed this baby girl today in Iran. She was only 2 years old. Her mother is still trapped beneath the rubble.

@blamoutier_jhon @eli_copt @b_connerton @FT @lookner Don’t ya just love these dumb and desperate yanks flailing about like a headless chicken!??? 🤣🤣🤣 Lonesome dudes with no friends left in the world. Wonder if Qatar wants that $400 million jet back from the Orange Stain. That bribe worked out well for them, didn’t it!? 🤣

@eli_copt @b_connerton @FT @lookner Remember Putin winning Ukraine in 24h... Remember Trump already win in Iran two weeks ago 😜 Remember Trump wants to attack 🇪🇺 Greenland.. Remember Vietnam, Afghanistan...

Trump warns Nato faces ‘very bad future’ if allies fail to help US in Iran ft.trib.al/aaWPhX2

@BBCWorld America under Trump is like a cancer, slowly eating up the body. The West, the whole world needs to cut it off before this ‘cancer kills it!’

Trump warns Nato faces 'very bad' future if allies do not help secure Strait of Hormuz bbc.in/4cOZGAk

Palestine, Gaza 2026. If you see this photo, put a dot to break the Silence.

@_HenryMill I stopped watching F1 ever since the FIA donated Max his first world title. No point watching Fixes masquerading as Sport! I read how Max was humiliated in Australia, so I thought I’d sneak a peak today. Still laughing at the start (even if it’s a temporary glitch at Red Bull!)

“gEnErAtiOnAL tALeNt” 😭😭😭 I’m dying! 🤣🤣 He’s not the guy without FIA help and that car, massively overrated! #F1 #ChineseGP #MaxVerstappen

@NicolRacing Gutted he didn’t win; he shud’ve won. Hopefully next time he’s be first, though for that to happen, you may need a jockey who can ride a better finish! Good luck!

He’s happy to be home! Thank you for all the messages and support. He has done us all proud! #MinellaStudy

@MemePages69 Your entire country is admitting to this war crime. Everyone except your orange shit stain pedo criminal toddler of a president and mentally ill wankers like you, Cunt! Stop diddling in your mother’s basement, both literally & figuratively, and get out more, Cunt!

@Fasttopaz @Suzierizzo1 I’m not gonna apologize for something that never even happened. Stay mad paki!

Holy Crap lastnight Iran made a Troll video for Trump that was a cartoon and was only around two minutes long and they know a lot about Trump,Epstein and all of the things he’s done !

Our economy might collapse from this peep 😳 What y’all think — real threat or just noise 👀

@AStormville Is the guy on the motorbike selling a stolen Phones!?? Is he a common thief himself? Otherwise why would you sell phones off a motorbike in the middle of the night in an empty street?

Man gets shot after getting robbed during phone sale in Buenos Aires, Argentina The guy didn’t sustain life threatening injuries as he was shot on the knee, he’s in hospital recovering from his injuries