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@RealEmirHan He got that right. Little film

Tom Holland claims he was the one who saved the cinema first during Covid, not Tom Cruise. “I know Tom Cruise loves to say he brought film industry back, but he forgot about this little film called Uncharted that was shooting four months before he was.”

@HoodedClaw1974 Shes literally thw only foreigner in this country that is intimidated by a flag

Narinder Kaur says she is intimidated by our flags and that the council is right to take them down. I cant wait for Restore Britain to silence people like this.

@goalsside Considering he equalised it was hardly the 1st goal scored there...

🚨🚨| Lionel Messi scores the first goal at Inter Miami’s brand new $1 billion stadium. What a header! 🤯👏

@LibOrNormal Thata sounds like they were high as fuck when they wrote it and went fuck it thats amazing

Can we all agree that the song "Rock Lobster" from the B52's is the worst song ever?!?!

@FightStorage Tbf he probably got bored of waiting for her cos im guessing she needed a 30 minute sit down rest to get to the bathroom then another rest ro get back

Woman says during a date, when she went to the restroom, her date ordered food for himself but not for her. He then remarked, “Given your size, you don’t need to eat anymore.” 👀

@yellowbelly95 @HangryHippo91 @ChrisErrington1 Is that the 1 whwre the keeper got cramp from lying down 🤣

@HangryHippo91 @ChrisErrington1 I suppose if you’re dominating the game you wouldn’t do it. Mansfield were the worst I’ve seen this season. GK constantly going down and one of their players getting subbed tripped over himself walking off and went down injured 😂

Steven Schumacher told Bolton goalkeeper Jack Bonham to go down to the ground twice during his side's 2-1 win against Argyle to break up play. "Every team does it to us in every game we play but today I had to do it twice." Read More: ⬇️ #pafc plymouthherald.co.uk/sport/football…

@yellowbelly95 @ChrisErrington1 Make an outfield player go off for 30 seconds

@ChrisErrington1 Maybe a rule if your keeper goes down they need to be subbed, either permanently if really injured or for 5 mins if a knock but can continue. Would stop this feigning injury nonsense.

@PGMOL_FA @FA @EFL hes openly admitted hes cheated. TWICE. Something needs to be done about this rule. I heard a good idea that if a keeper goes down then an outfield player of the refs choosing needs to go off for 30 seconds

@keenwontmiss No sympathy. He looks like hes 12 years old and been given 60 burgers an hour every hour his qhole life on request and shes done nothing to stop it. Shes the reason hes fat shes the reason he violent shes the reason he always gets his way because she brought him up wrong

@topskillsportuk She shouldn't have got in the way. If that was a man we would shout WAAAAAY and not even bat an eyelid

🚨💣 Shocking lack of discipline in the Turkish league 😳 Referee Esra Arıkboğa suffered an unfortunate fall during the match — but the player simply turned and walked away without offering any help. A total act of indiscipline from a professional. Sources say an apology was made behind closed doors, but many are calling it completely unacceptable.

@TouchlineX False. He never was the best in the world

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Virgil van Dijk is NO LONGER the best centre back in the world.

@LeeHurstComic True lie

This is class. 😁⬇️

@stronghodl @Thedrivenman Well it was because he didn't allow for his friend to slow down. Shouldve waited a little longer before following up

@Thedrivenman Not his fault

bro lost momentum at the worst point.

@ChiIdishDanbino Agreed. The sad thing is hazard has been equally as bad as LAH this season but gets a free ride

Terrible from Dale to let a simple long ball past him and to allow him to get the cross in.. but this is incredibly poor from Hazard, LAH would get pelters for that #pafc

@158820ATW Azuma every time. Quicker quieter and more comfortable

@ccfc_07 We have the benefit of slow replays. 1 look at full pace you can understand why the refs given that since hes barely touched the ball

How on gods green earth is that a penalty

@Xking332 I passed through dubai on my way to hong kong and back. Felt safer there than London

Total chaos in Dubai once again. This time, a 25 year old female flight attendant from England has been arrested. She was afraid to fly to Dubai because of the explosions. But her airline assured her the situation was not too dangerous. She believed Dubai was downplaying the destruction. So she took a photo of the heavily damaged airport to show her airline that her safety was at risk. She warned her colleagues not to visit Dubai on WhatsApp. Now she has been arrested. 2–5 years in prison. Source: Daily Mail.

@discoweav @LeagueOne25 They actually get worse in the championship

@LeagueOne25 Doesnt even touch him, thats the standard of refs, thats why Bolton need to get out this shocking division

Was this a red card After a few sherbets it’s not a red card and just a free kick Bolton Wanderers won 2-1 #bwfc #pafc

@Footballtweet None get out the picture you fraud

Who should stand up so that Vinícius Júnior can sit? 🤔

@RuthChika12 @GSGB01 Didnt stop him making a ramadan speech....

@GSGB01 A man dealing with serious illness decided to skip one annual message and his subjects are calling for him to step down. sometimes the loyalty runs out faster than the grace 😭

🚨BREAKING: British citizens are calling upon King Charles to ABDICATE amid huge backlash following the announcement that he will not be giving an Easter message this year. Should Charles hand over the throne?