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GrOoL~uNiT

@FaxShepard

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New Jersey, USA شامل ہوئے Ağustos 2023
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GrOoL~uNiT
GrOoL~uNiT@FaxShepard·
@GeebMinister Fuck Santa Claus, Fuck the Easter Bunny, Fuck United Healtcare, Fuck Lord Farquaad, Fuck Rocky Maivia, Fuck Joe Buck, Fuck Bill Burr, Fuck the Tooth Fairy, Fuck Kevin Spacey, Fuck Chuck E. Cheese, Fuck Darryl Strawberry
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Mike Harrington
Mike Harrington@TheMHarrington·
Hey @piersmorgan seems like you'll have anyone on your show. I'd love to come talk to you about The Armored League and whatever else you've got on the docket for that day. 3rd Mike Harrington is crazy available and my monitor is even setup to look right into camera.
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GrOoL~uNiT@FaxShepard·
This home plate umpire in the Mets game is straight garbage juice.
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Padraig Sean Sweeney
Padraig Sean Sweeney@sween_dizzle82·
@FaxShepard The Long and Everlasting Trugg walk. Fuck that! Keep telling stories on how you squished that frog in a paper bag, banged a Trans, and got locked out of an orgy after paying.
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Mike Honcho
Mike Honcho@ThaDrkness·
It was bad enough this dude just walked up to the bathroom & just pulled on the locked door w/o knocking. What possessed him to try again, again w/o knocking, when no one exited the occupied bathroom? Dumbass…
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Padraig Sean Sweeney
Padraig Sean Sweeney@sween_dizzle82·
@FaxShepard Lemaire, you got potential, bud. You gotta crawl before you walk, though. Write some funny shit and stop partying. Or else you'll fall into the BapaVerse
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Zombie
Zombie@Zzombie3344556·
@FaxShepard Its kinda crazy how Lemaire made a living with the "I'm legit better than everyone else around me" bit. But like...
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Kim Congdon
Kim Congdon@kimberlycongdon·
@FilmUpdates I also heard she allegedly pays her openers $100 for her theater shows
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Film Updates
Film Updates@FilmUpdates·
Hannah Berner and Paige DeSorbo will co-write and star in an untitled comedy series for Netflix. Set in NYC, it follows two women as they become the ultimate ride-or-dies, helping each other shed their baggage and emerge as the people they’ve always wanted to be.
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Pepe Esplooge
Pepe Esplooge@PepeEsplooge619·
Guess the murder weapon was a ‘nub nose
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg

Video posted in January 2024 shows cornhole star Dayton Webber loading and firing a handgun. Webber is accused of shooting and killing 27-year-old Bradrick Michael Wells in Maryland before driving off with the body in his car. The American Cornhole League has released the following statement: “The ACL is aware of the reports regarding allegations involving Dayton Webber. This is an extremely serious matter and our thoughts are with all those impacted, including the family and loved ones of Bradrick Michael Wells.” “At this time, this remains an active legal situation. We respect the judicial process and will not comment on specific allegations or details while proceedings are ongoing.” Video: daytonjwebber / YouTube

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Zombie
Zombie@Zzombie3344556·
@FaxShepard Hes about to add professional fleshlight to his resume
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GrOoL~uNiT
GrOoL~uNiT@FaxShepard·
@TMZ Sure, this guy may look like Patton Oswalt and do murder like Patton Oswalt but I assure you he’s only half the man Patton is.
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TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
A professional cornhole player who happens to be a quadruple amputee is facing murder charges over the shooting death of a man in Maryland. Details: tmz.me/HlFnrjU
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Steak Sauce
Steak Sauce@SteakSauceOTG·
@FaxShepard I’d argue being killed by all three is easily the worst option.
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Mike Honcho
Mike Honcho@ThaDrkness·
@Naim__Ali @JoshVows Then Germans were snatching up everyone non-German. The Jews weren’t the only ones, just the ones that talked the loudest afterwards.
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GrOoL~uNiT
GrOoL~uNiT@FaxShepard·
@EllisMate Will you be doing any straight as fk monogamous sex on stage? Asking for everyone
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