Grool-Unit

@GeebMinister Fuck Santa Claus, Fuck the Easter Bunny, Fuck United Healtcare, Fuck Lord Farquaad, Fuck Rocky Maivia, Fuck Joe Buck, Fuck Bill Burr, Fuck the Tooth Fairy, Fuck Kevin Spacey, Fuck Chuck E. Cheese, Fuck Darryl Strawberry

@SNY_Mets @SNYtv

"The past couple games, we've faced some good pitching. Obviously, we haven't done what we wanted at the plate. You got to give credit where credit is due, the pitchers that we've faced, they've been doing their thing. We're gonna just come tomorrow and come back strong." - Mark Vientos

Checked out a few weeks back and have never felt better. It is immediately apparent to anyone with eyes that this rag-tag bunch of clowns shouldn’t be on the field and don’t deserve to win any ballgames. Just an embarrassing ball club tbh. I’ve seen a lot of Mets squads come and go and this one will be memorable for being one the most underwhelming group of guys to ever curse the ball field. @StevenACohen2 any input as to a plan going forward ? Any chance you kick Mendoza and Stearns in the ass on their way out of the gold doors in your mansion or are you more worried about the casino?

Final: #Mets 1 - Miami 4

@FortuneMets @Mets 😂😂😂😂😂

Final: #Mets 1 - Miami 2

@SteakSauceOTG @dru_montana47 Dru kills up there, if he blesses you by calling a guy in the crowd with PTSD Frankenstein you’re in luck.

Yo @dru_montana47 I’ll see you next month.

It’s almost time to pay the piper @ratboyjames

Yeah, but is your Betta still alive?

@timbutterly I’m thinking we send Donnell Rawlings out there. See what’s up..

David Byrne

@Naim__Ali Damn, I got 12 step Na’im at the Dojo. Need you guys to come back drunk af. Get fkn loose out there with those Lena Dunkems bartenders

@FaxShepard Am I 😳

This gon be one of those nights. Don’t miss it!!!

Scoliosis Beach Bar & Grill in beautiful San Juan, One night only Senor James Moss , cómico.

@dru_montana47 @ratboyjames I lose in chess to this guy? wtf did I do wrong in life?

Detroit tomorrow night!! Bringing @ratboyjames with me. Let’s have a heck of a time. eventbrite.com/e/stand-up-dru…

😂😂😂

@StranglechefKT I wish I could have seen GWAR before…

@luisjgomez Deftones Starland Ballroom 2000-2002ish

What was your first concert? Mine: Poison circa 1989

wtf is this sorcery?

@ratboyjames Setenta y cinco minutos para la descalificación

@luisjgomez Let me paint you a picture. Me and @feraljokes Jake Flores in the ring at Skankfest , 2 Home Depot buckets full of Astro glide the crowd throwing frosted cookies at Jake (soft baked, we’re not animals). We seductively cover each other in Astro glide and then violently fight it out with 2’ black dildos until someone is in the ICU. You get this whole value for the low price of 2 VIP tickets… ball’s in your court.

The finest podcast ever to grace your drums just dropped and it’s time for your bitch ass to listen. Durag and the Deertag Ep. 308: Sphunk w/ Zac Amico youtu.be/30hPNC3Z7JQ?si… via @YouTube

@NjTank99 Which one is Nick?

Congrats to Nick Morabito on your call up.