Pat McGatt

@AwayDaysClub_ I went on the home game on Boxing Day, Morecambe were unlucky, deserved a point.

This Morecambe fan looks like he had a great time at Rochdale yesterday 😅👏🏻

Two hours of tennis plus coaching every Saturday morning for just £20 a month 💥

@nazreddin @DannyDrinksWine Moby won't like this film.

@DannyDrinksWine This little movie is telling us that Alcoholism and Homophobia is funny.

The first preview screening of Bruce Robinson's "Withnail & I" (1987) appeared to be a total disaster- the audience sat there stony-faced, never laughing once. It was only after the screening had concluded that a distraught Bruce Robinson discovered that the audience was comprised entirely of non-English speaking German tourists who were all staying at a hotel nearby. (Source: IMDb) P.S: On this day, 39 years ago, "Withnail & I" (1987) premiered in New York New Directors and New Films Festival, USA.

@Punxvillan @PunKandStuff 😉

@FieryJack2 @PunKandStuff Lemme 10 quid

Rat Scabies #TheDamned Lemmy Kilmister #Motörhead and Gaye Advert #TheAdverts photographed at London's Music Machine in 1978 by Paul Slattery

@LancashireCC A very cold winter would've been infinitely worse.

ℹ️ We know how frustrating potholes have been across Lancashire this winter. One of the wettest winters on record has really taken its toll on our roads, and we’re still working hard to repair them. With more than 30 crews out every day, we fixed the equivalent of nearly three football pitches in February alone. Thank you for your patience – and please keep reporting potholes at 👉 orlo.uk/cYHxm so we can prioritise repairs where they’re needed most.

Spring, blink and you'll miss it...

@oaksandlions Loads in my local park in Preston Lancs.

London now has tens of thousands of bright green parakeets, spreading to new areas every year. They were never native to Britain. So how did they end up here? Most likely, they escaped or were released from captivity decades ago. Since then, they’ve adapted remarkably well to London’s parks and suburbs, helped by mild winters and abundant food. To some, they add colour and character to the city, to others, they are seen as an invasive species. Have they reached your area yet?

@GPeddles The bullshit is off the scale tonight 😄

“Brigade of chefs”. Seriously the whole profession is built on pretension. Yes, chef, oui chef, chef, chef, chef, chef, chef, yes chef, oui chef. #mastercheftheprofessionals #masterchef

@BosevskiGorgi Epic tweet 🙃

@martin_wil10992 @visitnorthyork We took the kids at half term for a bit of culture and ended up drinking for two days with the occasional cultural interlude 😎

@visitnorthyork PUBS 😃😜🍻

What's your favourite thing to do when visiting York?

@Wise1Philosophy David Dickinson

Can any form of life live on the Sun?

"No Mullah, No President" Sticker spotted in Bern, Switzerland

@PunkRockStory The best punk rock clip on the internet.

Released 48 years ago today Suspect Device, the debut single by Northern Irish punk band Stiff Little Fingers. #punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #stifflittlefingers #punkrockhistory #otd

@MitchR67 @HSTIKKYTOKKY4 A guy jumped out of a car In front of me once dressed like this. Flashed his bits and did a little dance (true story) He had a very small penis but still probably had bigger balls than this HS character.

Theroux doc got draq queens and lesbians trying to get me arrested😂😂 + been banned from my local breakfast spot hahaha cancelled life

I'd love to see this race resurrected. Having a foot in both camps, and it's always occurred to me that Preston to Morecambe is bang on 26 miles...

@facetedcarapace Bad haircut that.

I disagree. I think it rules that he looks like a guy who hasn't eaten anything but sausages and beans for 30 years and supports some horrible violent football club that never wins

@liamfell2010 The penny dropped for me when we got relegated back to league 1 in 2011. I still go on a few home games but tbh I'm usually bored after half an hour and I genuinely cannot believe how bad the atmosphere is.

I actually feel like throwing the towel in with North End after this season 34 years after my first game. Stuck by them all this time but this seasons drop off has topped it for me. I have a feeling I won’t be alone either. New owners needed and have been for years #pnefc

@Pneawaydays A Town End full of sombreros, beach balls and inflatables, launched on to the pitch. With some bog roll and ticker tape for added effect. Players go on holiday every year from March onwards. Time we let them know it.

@TUFAC4 Very sharp 👌