Richard Jones

RETIRED QANTAS CAPTAIN DENIED RECOGNITION FOR HIS HEROIC ACTIONS! - Sign the Petition! chn.ge/2J1WqQF via @ChangeAUS

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Thanks for another great night. May we have another 600. @jonogrant @aboveandbeyond #abgt150 #wereallyouneed

Good morning Sydney! #abgt150 @abgrouptherapy @jonogrant

“@GarethBale22: Mate of mine just sent me Megan Fox nudes.... Holy shit pic.twitter.com/EdZzLykmm7” @k_mcc_7 how did bale get a picture of Val?

XML obh in no

@NYCMayorsOffice make up your mind Bloomberg! Don't give the marathon the go ahead and then cancel. Make a decition and stick to it! #chump

“@RealParkJiSung: This West Ham team have studied from the "Steven Gerrard book of how to lose possession"” @ @HarryDennis_1

Dear Liverpool, would you like anything else? The ice cube tray from the freezer perhaps?

Haha oh no Tesco!! thanks, but I think I'll give it a miss!! 😃

Don't forget today is the cutoff to emancipate from your parents without it looking like you're trying to avoid buying a Mother's Day gift.

@k_mcc_7 @borlandrew yfrog.com/od4xkqlj

@borlandrew @k_mcc_7 remember when Dunvant & Three Crosses had a kit that looked like the Trinidad kit in mighty ducks 2?

The only thing that's making me feel better today is the fact I'm pretty sure @HarryDennis_1 feels worse!

@jack1983price @padre_x I fear that the first aid officer had been frantically wanking while doing grotty cider farts before you walked in!

@k_mcc_7 not me mate, you must have me mistaken with Noel Edmonds. How's your back?

@k_mcc_7 hell yeah. He hasn't got as burned as I'd hoped though. I might swap the sun cream for baby oil. #zoidburg