Hannah

Looking for oomfs to free me from the bots!! - 26, engaged - lifter - video game enjoyer (mainly WoW) - woke lib leftist - lifelong directioner & larry stylinson truther - chronic show re-watcher (Lost, Breaking Bad, Parks and Rec, Glee) Let’s hold hands & be friends <3

I think Michelle Obama should be legally allowed to kill like three people per year minimum

Walked into the office this morning and my boss is blaring Landslide by Fleetwood Mac over the speaker system what is she going through

@OopsAllAves Only if you put me down too. Mutual euthanasia? ,

y'all. my head hurts so bad, pls just put me down

@c0nteastwood Bro be nice to me I’m not playing about these cash back rewards

@Hannah_beeb I've never met anyone with a Discover card who wasn't also collecting social security

Can we get one for Discover credit card users that now have no rotating cash back bonuses and no rewards 😭😭😭

Bitch real Gs move in silence like lasagna

Bro I got banned from depop for *checks notes* not logging in frequently enough (I wasn’t even selling anything)

it’s Pick at your skin monday

how it feels to find a new obsession that distracts me from my miserable life

@c0nteastwood He is a knick knack

Just walked into my bedroom to him chillin up there and staring into space. Answers the question whether or not it can handle his weight.

@HiatReviews @c0nteastwood Blocked

@Hannah_beeb @c0nteastwood Chapter 4: *high pitched voice* "BRO YES!!!!! And don’t let me hear a man narrating women’s voices. Don’t piss me off", Hannah tweeted.

I hate audiobooks, I hate when the reader does different voices for dialogue. I feel like a child being read to.

The thing about illegal immigration is that like oh my god who give a shit

finally some discourse I can get behind