Michael Hawkins

In 2026, are we still posting flipped photos and videos? Which of these looks right to you? Hint, the wrong one posted and I flipped it to make it right.

Did they really fucking think I just wanted to hang out for a scootch on Hampton Road when it's -13°Ç because I was bored? Oh whoops! I guess I'm in the way!

Last night I left my house to go to Sobey's in Rothesay. I get to Hampton Road, my car stalls because of the extreme cold. I put on my hazard lights as I try to get it restarted. One person honks at me to get moving. Is there a worse person on the planet than that person?

Did I hear something about a new @WeAreDeLaSoul album? Yessss!

@CrazyyHub 100 per cent the dash cam driver. There was plenty of opportunity to slow down and let the asshole take the lane. Yes, you read that correctly.

Whos at fault here?

Just want to take a pause to say a massive FUCK YOU to all the baseball "experts" that said the Jays just earned the right to get swept by the Dodgers. Really, I can't emphasize it enough, FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING STUPID FUCKS. Cheers!

Happy birthday @SnoopDogg

@BrucioMcCulloch Sausage guy!!

Pick yours... Hip & Cool 45 year old, Cancer Boy, Flying Pig, Sausage Guy, or Fran & Gordon #kidsinthehall

@station_nation Atlanta and Phoenix? I hope there's enough dead horses to kick.

Summerside

@bakedmoon Probably. It's the eating it part where things might get a bit sketchy.

debating whether I can smuggle a meatball sub into a movie on Tuesday hmm

It's raining in Southern New Brunswick? LOL. That's so 2024.

God..........damn!!! I'd buy this record. Holy SH**

@bakedmoon Thelemabowl? I was at a couple of those. Darlene and I battled it out for five-pin supremacy!!!! (she won).

anyway enjoy this blast from… 2004? 2005?? maybe slightly later but not much

casually looking at nails at the market and then hearing IS THAT (MY FULL NAME) and then it's kate and josh???? haven't seen or spoken to either in at least 10 years??? 😭

Stellar performance by @shaniatwain last night at the Cavendish Beach Music Festival!

@bakedmoon Looks like an Azalea? They make beautiful flowers. I have one in my yard that all the neighbours rave about. I'm like "yeah, I did that." I did not do that.

spent the weekend inside a tree, hbu

@bakedmoon No ragrets!

and I'd do it again for more strawberry shortcake

if no one hears from me tomorrow just know it's some combination of didn't sleep all night + DID eat some questionable whipped cream

Still buzzin' about the Cypress Hill show in Saint John. B Real and crew lit the place up fa real! @cypresshill

Thank you guys for the coolest show to ever hit Eastern Canada. @WeAreDeLaSoul e

Two signs of summer. Wesley doesn't immediately want to go back inside and BBQ BURGERS.

Baie-Comeau vs. Cape Breton. Double OT goal by Drakkar called back. Still playing. Absolutely nuts.