fine ham birds

just sang Bette Davis Eyes to a pigeon outside the ferry terminal so ya I guess my brand is pretty strong

still love it (baked ziti)

love it when Emma makes too many food (leek cassoulet + homemade bread) 🙏🏻💜

@skullmandible hell yeah! congrats

today makes ten years since I quit drinking, how about that

Happy Valentine’s Day to Morning Musume fans!

shout out to Canada post for identifying the thief as my downstairs neighbour 😘

the package with my gel polish was stolen so why not regular lacquer for now 😇

well I made it a whole month, but here we are

still fighting for my life with that one volunteer FOH who absolutely hates me 🙃

it's happening again (from the Below Deck Down Under side) and I am soooo happy 😭

when I say companies don’t give a shit about subtitles what I mean is I am going to crash out if 90 Day fiancée puts (SINGING IN TAGALOG) over what is very VERY clearly almost always a Japanese song one more fucking time

crude, but it at least made them move to a different room. I’ll now be getting up before dawn to loudly shovel because fuck them idc anymore

I have so many questions about this bitch and why she has to throw 3 parties every week with a bunch of high-heeled shriekers, but apparently my new Sunday night meditation routine is screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP until she actually does it

who fucking raised these degenerates and why the fuck do they think this is a frat house

I just went on a wild ride from, “I wonder where the correspondent from Unsolved Mysteries is now” to finding out she’s married to Pierce Brosnan and directed what sounded like an interesting doc until I found out RFK Jr. was in it lmfao

@yrlilpony ok hi I love a winter ice cream, plz lmk any time you want to get blizzards or DeeDee’s and watch SLC 👀

Sure it's end of January but it's like nobody wants to go on ice cream dates anymore??

death by yearning

@Duncanjm703 @meander I'm so sorry, but I must: youtube.com/watch?v=D2Ka2n…

tapas class to kick off @meander's birthday weekend festivities. I do not know a lot about ham but I'm willing to learn

hell yeah let’s go

I can feel all of my fingertips and it is AWFUL but I’m gonna go get my first real manicure later today so the nails had to come off 😭

one of my father’s shirts ended up in my laundry after xmas and he isn’t actually going to get it back 💁🏻‍♀️