Tim Arnold

Retail assistant to me while in the changing room: ‘Everything alright in there?’ Me: ‘No. I forgot how to put on a shirt, I have tangled myself and now I am trapped in fashion. Please call 000’

@MarinaHyde @richardosman I may be wrong, but I think the podcast cuts off and ends mid-sentence when talking about Apple Cider Vinegar. And there was a 30 second chunk repeated.

Dear @woolworths I can get: 350ml on special for $10 Or: Twice the size, NOT on special, and it still costs less. See the dilemma?

Fiancé got so angry with Google Assistant ignoring him that he threatened to burn it with the iron. Has since been banned from communicating with Google. #mygayfianceisabitch

@BasilZempilas Unfortunately I’m the wrong demo lol

@HeyTimArnold The Triple M Perth website is really good.

@Qantas I sent a DM early this morning. Has it been seen yet? Thanks

@HeyTimArnold We're sorry to hear this Tim. We'd like to take a closer look at this for you. Please send us a DM with your details. NA

Thanks to whoever packed my @Apple AirTags for the additional ‘gift with purchase’. Worried someone is currently bleeding out in the warehouse though

My dog is licking his lips as I stand in the kitchen preparing…a RAT test

Good of Bradley Cooper to offer some guidance - he’s been there himself when he pissed his pants on stage at The Grammys

If Snoop doesn’t do Menulog, then this halftime is over.

The random fact that our office is currently digesting: Grace Tame used to be married to the kid from Cat in the Hat.

@ClaireMurph You didn’t even use the yellow letter in your third guess? Are you a mad woman?

I think I'm getting worse Wordle 216 5/6 ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

New Years Resolution: Putting it here so I can be held accountable. Now I own a house, I’m gonna build more blanket forts in the lounge. Guilt free.

@biggsintweets I’ll reply to this around Valentines

@biggsintweets I’ve only just seen this! I remember the guard looked like Malaysian Santa.

Hold up. Why didn’t I know this was a thing?

@Buzz7_ @thatdanhill @parenteswagking I support this. The dub version affects the experience. Look it’s not a masterpiece, but compelling enough to watch to the end.

@thatdanhill @parenteswagking Might have to check it out. I’m too lazy to read the subs though

Squid Game sucks.

Fiancé has sent two important pieces of feedback today The 1st to our local MP about the need for lights at a particularly dangerous intersection The 2nd to Google. Because our smart speaker won’t acknowledge him when he says ‘OK Google. Shut your face’ #mygayfianceisabitch

Fiancé: Be careful in the shower cos I just cleaned and I don’t want you to slip and break the glass Me: So, the glass is the priority? Fiancé: Yes Tim, it is. You have private health insurance. The glass in the shower doesn’t. #adventureswithrein #mygayfianceisabitch

Fiancé and I have been arguing for weeks about how we’re going to do up the backyard. Last night after dinner his long game was revealed Him: You got to decide we’d have Indian, so now I get to decide the backyard. #mygayfianceisabitch #adventureswithrein