David Feather

Uri Gellar (Spoon bending) says let’s use the power of our minds at exactly 11.11am today to get the ship moving in the Suez Canal. My wife says “as if I haven’t enough to do”. Some think they need a bigger JCB digger.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@BootsUK Is the Boots Cystitis Test and Treat Service available to my wife in Swindon?

The world is laughing at us, not with us. Venice. When I asked the waiter what was on the brexit pizza, he said "we promise it comes with everything but it actually comes with nothing and its also expensive and very hard to digest".... Genius! #facciamoeuropa #fbpe #brexit

@iglucruise Great. Couple of days ago I booked a 2 cabin cruises with Iglu. Told it was the best offer, maybe it was at the time. Wrong they had 50 quid up their sleeve. When you emailed me as a VIP you didn't even know my name. 0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes

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@iglucruise Great. Couple of days ago I booked a 2 cabin cruises with Iglu. Told it was the best offer, maybe it was at the time. Wrong they had 50 quid up their sleeve. When you emailed me as a VIP you didn't even know my name.

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@RadioKate I know it's some time off but I'm wondering if you will be involved with the 50th anniv of Apollo Moon Landing in 2019. ITV lost all the tapes for the show. I have a 1hr sound tape I made from the tv and a small amount of 8mm. Do you think anyone would be interested?

@FitbitSupport hi disapointed that the strap on my 1 yr old Charge 2 is bubbling up and needing repair or replacement. Can you help?

Poor counter service from Swindon @EuroCarParts. Couldn’t even apologise for telling me they had stock when they didn’t. Hour drive wasted.

@peterbazalgette 50th anniv of Moon landing soon. ITV lost all the tapes. I've a 1hr sound tape & few mins of 8mm, from my tv. Of interest?

@MrJamesMay 50th anniv of Moon landing soon. ITV lost all the tapes. I have a 1hr sound tape & few mins of 8mm, from my tv. Of interest?

@Ronseal unable to email you with question about paint lifting. Your sites reCAPTCHA blocking messages.

@reCAPTCHA Why does robot checker not work on the Ronseal.co.uk site. Keep putting in the request two words but not accepting them

@Ronseal Trying to ask technical a question but Ronseal site want to make sure I'm not a robot. reCAPTCHA doesn't seem to let me send.

@RobertBuckland Social Care policy now even more unfair. Upper limit mentioned to keep London voters on side. Bad move.

@VeryHelpers wrong tumble drier delivered today. Very cant collect for a wk then need 14 days to check their mistake.Tnen I can Order again

@veryhelpers. Wrong item delivered. Does anyone care at very? I think not

@AllenandHarris made the effort to be at home for valuation but no show. Got a phone call and telephone quote. Could have done it myself.

@Nissanuk how can it take 14 days to fix an almost new Qashqai?