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@aeKATer "It's not the heat, it's the humidity!"

Explaining British weather to a non brit is like talking to a brick wall like YES 25 degrees is fucking boiling mate

@ox_anna29 Not to mention: having to hear about Boris Fucking Johnson's sex life.

My whole young adult life has been under a Conservative government and all I got was austerity, tripled uni fees, Brexit, 11% inflation and Liz Truss. Respectively you guys can do one.

@NateB_Panic There is no controlling Israel, so there can be only one answer to the question.

Does the US control Israel or does Israel control the US is about to be stress tested under real world conditions like never before

JUST IN: 🇪🇸🇮🇱 Spanish Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez calls for the European Union to "suspend its Association Agreement with Israel." "There must be no impunity for these criminal acts."

Lebanon has been hit with one of the largest waves of Israeli airstrikes since the escalation began. Civilians are bearing the brunt of these attacks. Civilians are #NotATarget.

Al Jazeera correspondent Mohammed Wishah has been killed by an Israeli drone attack in the besieged Gaza Strip.

BREAKING: Iran's Speaker of the Parliament Ghalibaf releases a statement claiming that 3 clauses of their "10 point proposal" have been violated by the US and Israel. Parliament Speaker Ghalibaf says: 1. The first clause of the 10-point proposal has been violated regarding a ceasefire in Lebanon 2. The entry of a drone into Iranian airspace, was a "clear violation" of the clause prohibiting any further violation of Iran's airspace 3. The US' denial of Iran’s right to enrichment is a violation, which was included in sixth clause of the framework "Now, the very 'workable basis on which to negotiate' has been openly and clearly violated, even before the negotiations began," he says.

BREAKING: US officials say the deployment of thousands of marines and ground forces to the Middle East will continue despite the ceasefire, per Reuters.

@ultras_antifaa It's *garlic around her neck, just in a Scottish accent.

A woman speaking during Margaret Thatcher’s funeral: “Don't you think she did any good?” “Not a bit of good, not a bit. I'd put a stake through her heart and a garrot around her neck to make sure she never came back.”

@BBCWorld Nonsense, they've been balancing all of this for over a decade. Nothing new.

BTS turned millions on to K-pop. But now it's caught between Korea and the world bbc.in/4meAhm8

Because it violates international law. Art 2(4) United Nations Charter bans the “threat…of force”; Art 51(2) Geneva Conventions (AP I) prohibits threats to terrorise civilians; and the International Court of Justice confirms a threat is illegal if the force would be unlawful.

A woman has been charged following a baptism ceremony in Birmingham. She will appear in court next month. Read more here: orlo.uk/XyFu0

BREAKING: The passage of oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz has been stopped, per Iran's Fars News Agency. Iran says it will withdraw from the ceasefire if Israel continues attacks on Lebanon and it is preparing potential responses.

New favourite clip from Japanese news just dropped

Israel launches massive strikes on central Beirut after Iran ceasefire ft.trib.al/8SNYjuT

BREAKING: The S&P 500 is now set to open above 6,800, trading just 2.9% away from a new record high. The index has added +$1.6 TRILLION today.

BREAKING: Thailand confirms three deaths from vessel attacked in Strait of Hormuz 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/jf7llm?update=…

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇦🇪 Iran fires 17 ballistic missiles and 35 drones at UAE today.

@Strangeland_Elf He's a closeted homosexual, I wouldn't worry about it.

What is up with this attitude of superiority and idea that most women don’t have hobbies and skills?

Solicitor arrested on suspicion of fraud and blackmail: lawgazette.co.uk/news/solicitor…