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@KariLake Yeah cuz this is the stuff thats important now. Dumbass fuckin idiot

Can we make this into a US postage stamp? If we do, I promise I’ll start sending out letters.

The last 7 U.S. Open winners have a lot in common. Few players in this field meet all the requirements. If the trends of the past 7 U.S. Open's hold true, your winner will come from this list...🧵

U.S. Open course history going back to 2016. ⛳️Includes average finish position and Strokes Gained per round in each category. Players are sorted by SG: Total. • Best SG/rd: Xander Schauffele 2.59 • Best Average Finish: Xander Schauffele 7.7 • Most Top 5s: Brooks Koepka 4

@SenLummis Tweet about it more, that should help

When the Clarity Act becomes law, for the first time, there will be a consumer-friendly disclosure framework for digital assets. Not retrofitted from 1933. Built for 2026 and beyond.

@mattvanswol Ok. Its badass. And now we have to pay Iran $300 billion. So how about you go sit in your moms basement and facefuck yourself. Bitchass phaggot

IMAGINE HAVING SO MUCH TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME YOU CANT ADMIT THAT THIS IS TOTALLY BADASS!!!!

@joeroganhq Fuck off dana white. Phaggot fucker

Dana White to Piers Morgan: "Trump is literally the hardest working guy I know. He loves this country and cares about people. How he is being portrayed by the media is actually gross — because he's the furthest thing from it."

@IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump Fuck you retard

Happy birthday Dad ! 🇺🇸 Love you !

@VinnysCorner1 WHO THE FUCK CARES IT DOESNT MEAN SHIT ANYWAY

True or False: You’ve seen your favorite NFL team win 2 Super Bowls in your lifetime.

Denny Hamlin on what Michael Jordan said at the 23XI preseason team event about how Hamlin could perform in 2026: @NASCARONFOX

@AdamSchefter Are we fucking joking

Atlanta Falcons defensive end James Pearce Jr. returned to the team’s Flowery Branch training facility today for the first time since being charged with aggravated battery and fleeing law enforcement on Feb. 7.. Pearce is expected to take part in this week’s mandatory minicamp, but he is not anticipated to address the media.

@brian_armstrong Your a fag and even look like one

I’m as bullish as ever on Bitcoin, and still long (as always). It’s never as good or bad as it seems.

@mymixtapez Lol LOSER

Knicks fans are calling for Spike Lee to get a championship ring after being a die-hard New York Knicks fan for 41 years. Spike Lee says he spends around $300K per year on courtside season tickets and has spent over $10 million overall.

@DavidoPolice Learn how to spell retard

First person to loose aura driving a lambo😂

@SarangSood What happens when you make millions off of meme coins in days

1 year in trading ages a person in ways the human body was never designed for

@itsmorganariel Its called not being able to handle making $100 million in minutes off of scamming people on their meme coins

What happened to Barron Trump?

@EricTrump @ufc @danawhite Fag

@ufc @paramountplus @cryptocom @RamTrucks Gaaaaayyyyyyy

🫡 #UFCWhiteHouse LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus! [ UFC Freedom 250 Presented by @Cryptocom & @RamTrucks ]

@ufc @paramountplus @cryptocom @RamTrucks Might of been the gayest walkout ive ever seen

A setting unlike any other. #UFCWhiteHouse LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus! [ UFC Freedom 250 Presented by @Cryptocom & @RamTrucks ]

@IndianaFever @culvers Can you please just… dismantle the team and the league this shit is trash

Q4 coming up.

@DeanMackeyX If Matt Damon in Team America was a chick

The face of the person holding Caitlin Clark back and the Indiana Fever! She needs to go!