Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️

My trans jokes are better than Dave Chappelle's trans jokes.

In celebration of the United States 250th birthday, they're rolling out a commemorative coin featuring the face of a child rapist. Despite being issued by the US mint, it's barely legal tender.

@BufferingJuffy Too soon?

@InkMasterbator MA'AM

Christopher Reeve would be rolling in his grave if he wasn't paralyzed. And dead.

Can I be your Valentine?? 💌

Tennessee is making a list of trans people in the state, despite claiming for years that trans doesn't exist. Next they'll be making a list for Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Jack Frost, and the elusive good guy with a gun who stops the bad guy with a gun.

Wild that the machine invented to replace human labor and funnel the savings to a handful of billionaires did exactly what it was promised to do.

They went real fast from "Trans doesn't exist" to "Lets make a list"

Shit's so bad MAGA can no longer afford to own the libs outright, they now have to finance that purchase.

Friends don't let friends buy cheap tattoo kits on Amazon and use them as flesh and blood Doodle Bears.

Can I offer you a poisoned apple in these difficult times?

Someone should make a movie about this painting.

@missinwrld Generally, yes. But there was practically nothing there, and I did mine in one pass, so it's fine. I definitely wouldn't recommend doing this just starting out. I've been doing this nearly 20 years.

@InkMasterbator i was taught you have to wait for the existing tattoo to heal before touch ups. isn't it too soon to work on? i am a begginer tattoo artist btw, this is a genuine question

It's only Sunday and I'm already fixing other shop's Friday the 13th "deals".

@rxreiii Are you fucking blind?

@InkMasterbator Top 10 things that didn’t happen

@LindsayFromTX Thanks! Absolutely always do your research. There's so many people who just straight up steal other artists photos, put them in a portfolio, call them their own, manage to get in a shop, take people's money and fuck them up.

@InkMasterbator Wow. Well freehand makes it even more impressive! I had to get one tattoo fixed long ago that the artist used a stencil for as well, but that was a lesson in doing more research and not just taking a few friends' recommendations because that guy also couldn't draw clean lines.

The victim of this robbery said this is what the stencil looked like. Who did it better?

@LindsayFromTX Which is funny because the client said the person that did it actually used a stencil and I freehanded the repair job.

@InkMasterbator The original looks like it was drawn with pen 😭 Your fix is great!

@nastilyplotting Normally yes, but there was practically no skin damage, which is impressive considering how terribly it was done.

@InkMasterbator Shouldn’t you wait for the original to heal?

Dude who did this tattoo works in a shop and told the client that he'd been tattooing for 12 years. I hear you get good in your 13th year. Hang in there, bro!

“Underage girls testing positive for pregnancy” you mean CHILDREN who are being RAPED. Nothing is being done to terminate these pregnancies either. They are going to be forced to give birth to their rapists’s children and who knows what will happen to them or the babies after. These girls are still children themselves and are being separated from their parents so they can be violated repeatedly by grown men. Now they will be forced to become mothers and undergo even more torture at this undisclosed location. How is this making America great? How is this keeping our country safe? The real rapists and criminals are ICE. How is this any different from what Epstein was doing? We cannot stop fighting until ICE is dismantled and these monsters are held accountable for the torture they are inflicting upon these innocent people.