auds 🇨🇦

The way my life improves so greatly when Nick Suzuki scores

I’m unc now bruh

Why does vasilevsky look like he has 20 units of Botox in

Renaming the 17-24-71 line from unc line to ragebait line

GIVE DOBES THE VEZINA HOLY FUCK

tampa booing josh anderson whos down on the ice and cant get up oh okay yeah thats normal

“Montreal 93 2 minute minor for tripping” have you ever considered that they just should not fall

Wait I’m wrong I can get a B and still be on deans list were so up

Lowk if I do both the extra credit things I should be able to get an A and still be on deans list so we’re big chillin I think

Ok I maybe should have gone to class

Trying to be cool and unbothered by Tampa power play but unfortunately my heart is BEATING out my chest

Habs need to win cause it’s my birthday tomorrow and I want to wake up with a Habs win on my mind

@teapottoffoIi I was cackling at this bruh like okay girl yeah whatever you think it is

“they have like a minor for-“ im sorry?? 😭😭

Using Habs power play as a background to outline the cervix

ok this lady singing the anthem for tampa has baller lipstick tho like damn

now i get to cut out construction paper prostates while watching the habs, the things I do working in public health.

I’ve been cutting out construction paper testicles on and off for three days I am sick of this shit

Mind you it’s 20/72 degrees out and I just bought icecream

Bro don’t play with me I wanna go home

yeah i'm addicted to porn. por'n a big tall glass of wine! i'm an alcoholic

@drhoffmo @laebaeslay

Death penalty for whoever designed this.