Dr. Hoff

@TotallyChadical Clumps of cells

@drhoffmo Yeah! How dare they design a car that is less likely to run over children!

Death penalty for whoever designed this.

@chainlank @drugsgunsyoukai Hmmm both of us said something inflammatory to normie culcha … there might be a formula for zelon bux here

@drugsgunsyoukai x.com/drhoffmo/statu… this ratio is even more insane

1 million+ views with less than 400 likes is insane

@BrendanCarrFCC My mother was scammed by a Bangladeshi customer service rep from her bank twice last week Please get a handle on this DJT

The National Retail Federation says they oppose the FCC’s call center proposal. The FCC’s proposal would require operators to speak English and disclose the country they’re located in while onshoring call center jobs. They say this will cost overseas jobs. What do you think ?

@dirtcheapbanks @GrumpyFucc They know my name at three different PNC branches

Community banks are the last place in America where a man in a short-sleeve dress shirt can approve a $400,000 loan based on the fact that he went to high school with your dad. There are 4,100 of them left. There were 14,000 in 1984. Every time one gets acquired, a teller named Brenda learns a new software system and a small town loses the only institution that would lend against a combine. The acquirer always says nothing will change. Brenda is gone in eighteen months. The lobby cookies go next. Then the branch closes. Then the building becomes a vape shop. This is not a financial trend. This is the slow administrative murder of the only version of capitalism that ever knew your name.

@laebaeslay open up your DMussy girl I beg

@laebaeslay @ItsAudsie Because you are ENSOULED

@ItsAudsie @drhoffmo Why am I lowk traumatized by the mail truck 😟

Princeton deleted the original xeet … patriots in control

@ProfessorGetter Safety is tautologically uncool

these things are safer, more comfortable for mail carriers to drive and get in/out of, and have way more visibility around the vehicle doesn't matter if it looks cool. safety is cool

@chainlank I’m going to have grok mine your account so I can steal your bangers

@drhoffmo well, hope u at least get 20 elon shekels for ur services

@Jake_Bends He/him

@drhoffmo It’s a utility vehicle. It is purpose built to do a specific job comfortably and safely. Who cares what it looks like wtf. I swear people are so weird sometimes, not every little thing has to be made to appeal to your sensibilities

@chainlank The people don’t know what they want. They resent me for having standards

@drhoffmo how did this get 777k views but only has 56 likes? least likeable nigga award

@Padreespartano @grok imagine the smell

En Rumanía, los pasajeros pueden pagar un ticket de autobús haciendo 20 sentadillas. Un dispositivo cuenta las sentadillas y luego emite un ticket válido para un viaje en la red de transportes. ¿Qué opinas de esta idea?

@heraldoftiding5 THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE PATRIOT

@oricksandcroat @drhoffmo good for you dude i used to work for the usps now i have a much better job where i make more money and sit on my ass and get weekends off

@malasa_v60 I am made in the IMAGE OF GOD

@drhoffmo u probably look worse than ur wojak avi rofl!

@KillerMonkStain @ubuto23 Soft

@drhoffmo @ubuto23 I prefer children not be run over in the streets

@aplus_tweets @Princeton Yes, it’s tautological

@drhoffmo @Princeton So you think that to be an African American studies major, one must be African American? Are you remedial?

@GodKneels6Trump @atlanticesque Everyone who likes the new design is a pronouns in bio 🏳️‍⚧️… unsurprisingly they love the mutant vehicle

@atlanticesque @drhoffmo you got ratio'd worse than anyone i've ever seen, oomf

Very ugly vehicle BUT I started to appreciate it more as a piece of design when I learned that its primary specification constraint was being able to be equally safely and comfortably driven by both 95th percentile height men (6'4") and 5th percentile height women (4'10")

WitchDoctorGPT

@JoyceCarolOates Check your privilege.

well, you may know more specific examples, based on your personal experience. I am basing my remarks on my own experience as an instructor for many years at several universities. . (I, too, went to a very poor elementary & middle school, but did attend an excellent high school.)

@JoyceCarolOates I’m a black Harvard alum raised by my mother in Baltimore city and attended some of the worst primary and secondary schools in the country. I agree with Mr Anderson. Most of the other minority students I met where DEI admits who were wholly unqualified. Many were antisemitic too

old Harvard alum fretting about "mediocre students" when he really means ethnic minority Americans who'd gone to high schools less prestigious than his own. what colossal nerve to call someone about whom you know nothing "mediocre"-- surely there are plenty of mediocre white kids who, with the help of tutors, manage to get decent grades & SAT scores. "really smart" is who?--you? your mistake is failing to realize that students from disadvantaged backgrounds often have unrealized potential. your mistake is thinking that, because you had advantages, you are naturally superior: "really smart."