Bent Nielsen, Retired

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Bent Nielsen, Retired

Bent Nielsen, Retired

@JavaOrc

Randers, Denmark شامل ہوئے Haziran 2009
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
@JonathanDoidge Good Morning. It was nice to see that so much play was possible yesterday. It seems a very good pitch given the time of year and weather. It should improve for batting today. So let's get 6 quick wickets and then loads of Yorkshire runs.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
@JonathanDoidge Good Afternoon one and all. Finally some play. I retired earlier this year, so now I'm allowed to be grumpy. Will there be any Kookaburra rounds this season to be grumpy about? Come on Yorkshire.
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Iceland Cricket
Iceland Cricket@icelandcricket·
A lot of foreigners struggle to pronounce the names of our five cricket clubs in Iceland. But we could make it a lot harder than that if we wanted!
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
@anon_opin As they say "gin tastes bad, tonic tastes bad, but together... they used to stave off malaria".
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Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
Very few people really enjoy gin. It's only fashionable bevause every man and his dog has started adding flavours like rhubarb, cucumber or some shite to it to make it palatable
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Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
@acaseofthegolf1 It must be every college golfer's dream to be able to have 'Weed' on their yardagebook cover and the principal isn't even allowed to be annoyed.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
@acaseofthegolf1 Ping has been found to have misrepresented the sound their putters make and will now have to change the company name to Pong.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
First round in a while. 38 pts. -.3 unless there is pcc. Often hit it quite straight but the old swing keeps creeping in though it is easier to get back to a better swing. Got tired towards the end of the round and missed out on a few more points. 2026 might not suck big league.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
Wearing ski socks wasn't quite sufficient yesterday. About -1 degree celcius. Scored 28 points and +.2. 4 non-counting rounds coming up. Hit a 4 wood about 250 meters. Must have hit a frozen puddle and scampered on. Ususally only goes 150m.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
@acaseofthegolf1 Back to the everyday world 5 of the 6 best scores in my handicap are next up for renewal. If I don't improve I will hit the hard cap harder than an anvil hits Wile E. Coyote. Don't need a new club or swing. Just a new brain.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
I have this big empty feeling inside me. I am no longer constipated.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
I met a young woman. She took me to the cleaners. That was the least she could do, as she spilled red wine on my new trousers.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
Best shampoo for hair loss? No thanks. I'd rather keep my slightly greasy hair.
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Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
It was obvious from the beginning, sadly most chose to ignore it or cover it up. It was always drugs. The party drugs might have come later but it was always drugs. Drugs and cover-ups from the beginning. Sad.
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Mark Baldwin
Mark Baldwin@markbaldwin1·
Charley Hill @LPGA @ford_champ_ two back of the current cut—which will definitely get lower—4 to play. This was pretty much a must-make. And…
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
@icelandcricket There might even be a team that has won less Cricket World Cups than Iceland. Somewhere not even participating counts negatively.
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Have I Got News For You
Have I Got News For You@haveigotnews·
As Tottenham struggle to find yet another new manager, the Spurs board draw up a list of realistic candidates they've yet to approach:
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Bent Nielsen, Retired
Bent Nielsen, Retired@JavaOrc·
@DutchBKate The ECB has really lost the plot. They have enforced Kookaburra ball rounds in the county championship the last two years but none of the test players were sent back to play in those rounds and none of the county players were even considered for the test team. WTF indeed.
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DB Kate
DB Kate@DutchBKate·
*not allowed. The mad thing is that Ducket didn't go to the IPL to get his game back in order but he's not allowed to play for his county but he would have been allowed to play for his IPL franchise. WTF?
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DB Kate
DB Kate@DutchBKate·
This facade of the ECB being more engaged with the counties has started well. Tongue and Duckett who haven't played since the Sydney Test and v Sri Lanka on 3rd Feb are more allowed to play for Nottinghamshire next week because they're being rested. No doubt more to follow.
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