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we have lost the art of "what about you?" in daily conversation and im so sick of it

@itszaeok Seeing this with a full theater crowd elevated it 100%. The laughs along with the "Noooooo"s

the drama being lowkey hilarious

@spacedglam I was analyzing whether the angle they touched the table would have mattered since it was so obvious they were empty the way he put them down lol

Robert Pattinson is so good in The Drama but I could not deal with the way he was handling those empty coffee cups

@moh_in_law @lilbabygandhi Or the one where the guy is like " My brain is in full chakkars mode" lmao

@lilbabygandhi He sounds like that tiktok where the guy says "you're not samajing my baat" 😭

Not a word of Hindi either

@asiimov Doha airport is basically a mall

so im booking a flight to singapore: layover in middle east: $600 direct: $2400

@plantgal666 Happy early Birthday! Mine is this coming Saturday

This Pisces babe’s birthday on Tuesday btw if you even care

@SajinShrijith @spryeeet Not to mention the damn people that paid money to watch Reels

@spryeeet The mobile phone brightness, the loud chewing sounds, constant coughing from the sick person who is supposed to stay at home... Too overwhelming indeed.

IMAX theatre just called me to inform that I'm the only one who booked a ticket for "The Bride" (Christian Bale, Jessie Buckley) and they're cancelling the show.

@melkteeth Gotta study the game tape

sometimes i masturbate to my own porn videos and i feel like you should to

Still cackling at how bad Henry got the ick after seeing the fake passport Whitney had made for him. He had no issue with Whitney being a scammer and psychopath, but he drew the line at being poor and a nobody. #IndustryHBO x.com/i/status/20283…

@Incognitog94969 @PaSid53433 @JustUghhhhh Proton, its free

@PaSid53433 @JustUghhhhh which VPN is best ? everything is slow and asking selfiee

@willaims4561709 @LonelinessLove3 @khasidragkhasi Works on mobile app with VPN

@LonelinessLove3 @khasidragkhasi Bhai European country ka lagao to age verification maangta hai, usko kaise bypass karein?? Pls help

today i died a little ngl. i had such a good collection. what am i going to do now

@kingoff00ls @asdkfjasdlfjd This made me cry after feeling like a failure for moving back into my parents' house 3 years ago.

@asdkfjasdlfjd His parents still love him so he couldn't have ruined his life too bad.

One of the more surreal experiences I've had is my buddy ruined his life and moved back in with his parents and I went to see him and we played video games in his childhood bedroom and his mom cooked us instant mac n cheese. Two full grown adult 31 yr old men

Disgusting! I've never been so ashamed of my Indian identity. India stands with palestine 🇵🇸 🇮🇳

@ameliacabe74619 @notthatpoppy BAFTAs probably

@notthatpoppy Where is this from please?

diana taverner, tom wambsgans and harper stern walk into a room. does tom make it out alive?

@chronomarcy He deserved one for Fargo too

his head turning just the slightest bit as he understands why egg is in the room... what he's planning on doing... mildly appalled at the realization that his youngest son would hate a brother this much... ouh sam spruell we're gonna get you an emmy baby

@sternpilled ANRAJ MY KING

THE KING WAS SPOTTED

@GianmarcoSoresi Loved seeing your show in Bangalore!

Doing my first show back in the states after a two month Asia tour and it’s gonna be tough performing for an audience that isn’t as familiar with American politics

@bjordanfiles Kate Hudson being there instead of Chase Infiniti is so upsetting

michael b. jordan and ejae hugging it out and realizing they accidentally matched.

@DreddXXX @MiaRiverXXX @LolaValentine23 @MadisonSkyxoxo @YGingersnatch @MochimonaXXX

Hey X people. I didn’t hear you guys loud enough the first time…who do you REALLY wanna see me shoot with in 2026. Go…..

@MMyer0100 @gorilla_rape name?

@gorilla_rape Real ball knowers know she’s the goat.