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@mleppard11 * league.

Just got home from the G. If you’re easily offended then keep scrolling. Tonight was the most boring couple of hours my wife and I have ever sat through. MCG and isn’t made for rugby. Even “amazing” seats - we were still miles from the action. MCG is made for real footy not rugby

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. George Orwell, 1984

Well done @nyknicks. That game was very good viewing.

@KoroTeeps Sounds bloody good.

Had a random impulse and just bought curry dinner from the Taj Mahal in main street of Te Aroha. Think I ordered Taj Medium not NZ Medium by mistake. My lips and mouth are currently ablaze.

@OGHustle_Rugby The table has the ultimate say.

Blues should be no where near a semi finals game. Might be the only team to lose their way into a finals series and then a semi final. #HURvBLU

@KoroTeeps I'm sorry. Prince Beauden does not get referred to the TMO .

How was that midair collision with Beauden not a yellow or red card?

Another @NZWarriors game, another boatload of empty blue seats for a "sold out" game. Another breathless @NZStuff report faithfully reporting a "packed house" of 25K. Man I'd love to have the resources of the NRL Marketing dept and their genuine talent for bullshit.

@Sportsnet The best fans in baseball.

Alejandro Kirk receives a standing ovation in his first plate appearance 👏

@pTah_XV Do not miss that one little bit.

Ordered contact lenses today, it was cheaper to use a discount associated with NRMA road side assistance than it was to claim it via my health fund. 🤷‍♂️ So strange and highlights what a rip off Australian private health insurance is.

@HunterBiden @TheRickWilson 👏

To everyone so eager to cancel someone for a tattoo they got at age 22, a drunk text, a selfie they took in the middle of a mental health crisis: Show us your laptop. Show us your iCloud. Open your entire digital life to your worst enemy. No context. No filter. No explanation. You won’t. You won’t because you know what I know. Any one of us, frozen at our worst moment, photographed in our lowest hour, looks like a monster. Looks like a stranger. Looks like someone who deserves to be cast out. That is not who we are. My mom and baby sister were killed in a car accident when I was just a kid. Cancer took my brother Beau, my best friend and my rock. I battled alcoholism. I battled addiction. I chose the coward’s way out more times than I can count. For years I believed the defining chapters of my life were written by tragedy, loss, and shame. I no longer believe that. Pain can shape us. Loss can humble us. Failures can leave scars that never fully fade. But none of them have the authority to define us. And it sure as hell ain’t the critic that counts. That authority belongs to us alone-the person in the arena. Every setback presents a choice. Play the victim, or cut the bullshit and take ownership for who we become next. Life does not determine our character. It reveals it. Again and again we are asked the same question. When shit happens, what next? We are not defined by what happened to us. We are not defined by the worst photo, the worst text, the worst tattoo, the worst night. We are defined by the person we choose to become. And by the courage to choose that person, every single day. So before you reach for the gavel - show us your laptop. You won’t. The whole world saw mine. And I am still here. Still becoming. Still choosing. Still standing. That is the only definition that matters.

@BlueJays @cityoftoronto @Metrolinx @VIA_Rail @UPexpress @TTCnotices @TTChelps @GOtransit @TourCNTower P.S. F U Yankees

@politikarma @MikeCarlton01 How can Hanson be doing this well? A desperately sad state of affairs in Australia that a notorious, long term grifter can be pulling the wool over the eyes of an increasingly stupid electorate.

Tell me one thing Pauline Hanson has actually done to prioritise the working class over herself? Skipping dessert during a dinner with Gina Rinehart doesn’t qualify #auspol #paulinehanson

@grant_farquhar Can we agree on good bloke New Zealander? Fairly sure Mt Eden / Maungawhau counts.

Is my reach on this App only New Zealand and a couple of good bloke Aussie farmers? Where are you from if you can see this post? ⬇️

@SuperRugby They've exorcised the Saders demons. The next lot are in all likelihood grand final ones presented by the white hot Canes :)

Four Grand Finals in a row...is this the one for the Chiefs? 👀 #SuperRugbyPacific #SRP30 #SRPFinals #CHIvCRU

@juhasaarinen @nzherald Million dollar properties? That'd just about be all of them! :)

Wealthy Auckland communities threaten Barfoot & Thompson boycott over Gypsy Tea Room closure, via @nzherald nzherald.co.nz/nz/auckland/we… I'll definitely stop buying million dollar properties sold by B&T in solidarity. (And yes it's a real shame Gypsy's closing.)

@SuperRugby ABs 10

The man, the myth, the legend brings up 150 Super Rugby Pacific appearances 🤩 Huge shift from Damian McKenzie 👏 #SuperRugbyPacific #SRP30 #SRPFinals

@NZFatso Haven't had a ton of luck but probably still should have banked another title since the Rennie years.

@JimmyRob2110 Seems they may have got a few key injuries in today's game....which could have an impact on them next week. Cliche .....maybe " they played their final in the semi"

Imagine being the Chiefs and finally slaying your Crusaders demons, only to lose yet another grand final, this time to a fresh foe the Hurricanes.

@roscobigfulla @crusadersrugby @Pandasport @Sportsfreakconz @AlTaylorNZ @PaulBMcGill @KoroTeeps @Lewisridge_Farm @TheCountry @LeePiper2 @Sam_Casey4 @rmcintyre007 The pain runs deep. A good season by most teams' standards, though the Saders probably won't see it that way given their excellence over their years.

This is the last known image of @crusadersrugby looking happy. Archive it. It won’t be seen for a while @Pandasport @Sportsfreakconz @AlTaylorNZ @PaulBMcGill @KoroTeeps @Lewisridge_Farm @TheCountry @LeePiper2 @Sam_Casey4 @rmcintyre007

Kane Williamson, what a player. Retires as one of our greatest cricketers ever. Go well.

@HendoWest Joooooooooooones (Stacey Jones).

I was in a Warriors commercial when I was 8 years old, saying "My favourite Warrior is Stacey Jones!"