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@neuralink My mother is 71 years old and has lost her vision and a large amount of her hearing due to usher’s syndrome. Would she be a candidate for a clinical trial?

@liz_churchill10 I’m sick of prematurely celebrating these things. The House can do whatever it wants but without the Senate doing anything it doesn’t matter. Wake me up when these things actually become law.

The HOUSE JUST CRUSHED IT. Automatic DEPORTATION for illegals caught on WELFARE FRAUD…PASSED 231-186🔥 186 Democrat Frauds voted to keep YOUR money funding the invasion. Parasites OUT. America First is WINNING. The Democrats CANNOT WIN without paying off Illegal Invaders.

@Xbox charges me $30 plus tax a month for Game Pass Ultimate and can’t keep party chat up and running on a Friday night. Turning off auto renew, no reason to pay for something I can’t use.

@LensScientific I'm open to suggestions on how to apply this to the corn maze at the county fair this year.

Neat: you can solve a maze… by tearing it apart. If there is no path, everything is stuck together so it will not tear. If there is a path, that route is the weakest part, so when you pull it, the maze rips open right along the answer.

@614clinton Hitman

Anyone know of a good job for someone who hates people?

@RegeleIONESCU @Breaking911 “Why didn’t the plane just slow down and let the fire truck pass safely” 🙄

@Breaking911 Usually, the fire truck — especially with its lights and sirens on — has the right of way at an intersection, no matter who’s coming from the left or right

🚨 HORROR FOOTAGE: Video shows Air Canada Flight AC8646 colliding with a Port Authority fire truck at LaGuardia Airport. Both pilots are dead. Dozens of passengers and two on the truck were injured. LGA remains closed as NTSB investigates.

@Rep_Clyde At this point, I would settle for proof of life from the Senate. They have done nothing.

The American people don’t want the Senate to hold a messaging vote just to put Democrats “on the record” opposing the SAVE America Act. They expect—and deserve—the Senate to use the talking filibuster so we can actually get this critical bill to President Trump’s desk.

@RealJamesWoods Now I know who stole my Sharpies.

Okay. Now eat shit.

... What? Rep Pinto (D-St. Paul): "Yesterday, there was a presentation from a group seeking to change how we address organized retail theft... It would have been good to make sure that they would study the benefit of shoplifting and of retail theft because perhaps people are relying on that and sort of using that, and maybe it's assisting them in some way. These folks were describing people violating the law, but I suppose it could be useful to look into that."

@KettlebellDan I am an amazingly awesome, perfect person who can confirm they work.

has anyone tried affirmations and found them helpful?

@RepBoebert Too bad we don’t have fair elections so the people could vote these criminals out of office.

To all the members of Congress that voted today to continue to conceal Congress’s sexual harassment slush fund, go home and tell your daughters what you’ve done.

@NickJFreitas Search engines in general have become worthless.

Google has become a worthless search engine unless of course you want to be flooded with the leftist version of whatever you ask for.

@DefiantLs Challenge accepted

"I dare you to try and stop me from going into a women’s bathroom. It will be the last mistake you ever make."

@sciencegirl Humans

What is stopping humanity from living peacefully together?

@MarkLynchSC @ShaBacksTheBlue Let us know when you get 4 more. I’m not gonna hold my breath.

Just FIVE Republican senators can stand up to force John Thune to pass the SAVE Act. I would be one of those five.

@nikitabier @ZbynekDrab @WallStreetApes So your argument is “if everyone else jumps off a bridge I should too”

@ZbynekDrab @WallStreetApes Same design decision employed by Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and the rest of the world.

The newest version of the X App no longer has the option to switch to Dark Mode If you update or delete the app and reinstall you will be stuck on Light Mode. Be warned

@unlimited_ls He’ll appeal, get a Democrat judge, and be out by his 21st birthday to wreak more havoc on society, probably.

@nikitabier @growing_daniel I’m naming these new AI generated imaginary girlfriends “Grokfriends”

@growing_daniel my persian gf when she heard the news

Insane how this entire country is basically imprisoned

@Teslarati Perhaps FSD has determined that it is the safest course of action in that scenario.

How can we get Full Self-Driving to stop these turn signals? There’s no need to use one here; the straight path is a driveway, not a public road. The right turn signal here is unnecessary

Well, X, it was fun while it lasted, but I’m not going to keep paying for a little blue checkmark and deal with this crap.

@AntiWokeMemes Read the serving size