

JohnnyAmericani
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@JohnnyAmericani
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BREAKING: @eightsleep is now available in mainland China. Our biggest expansion ever. A major company milestone. And a sign of where health technology is going. For more than a decade, we’ve engineered sleep technology that measures the body, adjusts the environment in real time, and improves sleep, not just tracks it. The future of health and longevity will not be built on data alone. It will be built on outcomes. That shift is happening around the world, and Eight Sleep is establishing itself as the leading global sleep brand. 300 million people in China suffer from sleep disorders. Average nightly sleep is 6.97 hours. The unmet need here is bigger than in any market we’ve entered. We’re excited for what’s ahead. Learn more at eightsleep.com/china


What Does It Say About President Trump If Psychopath @LauraLoomer Is One of His Top Advisors? "This is a person that should not have access to POTUS — when we're calling her crazy, this is a clinical diagnosis, not an opinion." Laura once described her relationship with social media as akin to a cocaine addiction, and regularly threatens suicide when things don't go her way.



MUSLIMS IN NYC TRIED TO ASSASSINATE ME WITH A FUCKING NAIL BOMB!!!!!! 😳😳😳 Zoom in and look at all the NAILS, SCREWS, BOLTS!!! We need TOTAL REMIGRATION NOW!!




I worry about the survival of our country. Democrats have made one thing clear: they are not for America. They prioritize foreign invaders over our own citizens. We must continue to fight for the people who elected us and put THEM first.

FUCK ALL THE IMMIGRANTS FUCK EVERY COLOURED PERSON NGMI

You can travel to Italy, but you’ll never be an Italian. You can travel to France but you’ll never be a Frenchman. You can live in Germany but you’ll never be a German. You can pack your bags and live the rest of your life in China or Japan, but you’ll never be Chinese or Japanese. Yet you can come from any one of those countries to the United States of America, and you can still be an American – so long as you work hard, you play by the rules, you make your contributions, wait your turn, pledge allegiance to the flag, and obtain your citizenship.

You can travel to Italy, but you’ll never be an Italian. You can travel to France but you’ll never be a Frenchman. You can live in Germany but you’ll never be a German. You can pack your bags and live the rest of your life in China or Japan, but you’ll never be Chinese or Japanese. Yet you can come from any one of those countries to the United States of America, and you can still be an American – so long as you work hard, you play by the rules, you make your contributions, wait your turn, pledge allegiance to the flag, and obtain your citizenship.




God hates sin, not the sinner