Kelsey Colbenson

I feel sorry for the people that have to watch the 100 dumb tik toks I send everyday

Bar bathrooms have a way of fucking humbling you

Come work with me! ☺️

@jadenthorp @Kenzie_Silliman Yes your poor laundry😬😂

@Kenzie_Silliman @KColbenson or a baby because of daily blowouts….

Being a mom to a toddler means getting stains out of clothes from daycare 24/7🤪

Dogs should live forever 🥺

@levihoiby Thank you for not including barbecue.

Why is being blind so expensive

@bstoll_24 No

Gathering people to head up to the bar, sole purpose is to drink the rain away. Any volunteers?

Time to go home, I miss my dog

My dog won’t go to bed without Joe here.. this may be a long spring

@Kenzie_Silliman Can I crash your lake days 😂

I need sunny days and the lake with my little family ASAP☀️

@jadenthorp I’ll have to talk to Thor 🤣

@KColbenson Can it be do Kelsey and Joe want a puppy day on Monday instead 😂😂😂

As if my plate literally could not possibly get anymore full.. my dad decides to get my daughter a puppy 🙃

For two people who aren’t getting another dog anytime soon we sure look at puppies for sale way too often

My toxic trait is taking my contacts out as soon as an ounce of alcohol is in my system

@jadenthorp A sibling 😂

@KColbenson HAHA was this a daycare kid 😂😂

Today i got told that a girls baby brother came from her moms tummy and not an orphanage.. kids are never boring

@Kenzie_Silliman Can you train Thor to sleep

I am forever thankful that my daughter has always been a perfect night time sleeper😍🙌🏼

@LucasColbenson Jokes of course 🤷🏽‍♀️

@KColbenson Ok you need to pump the brakes big shoots

Working with babies is not helping my baby fever one bit

@MadasunFrech 😉

@KColbenson Just have one already please