Jaden

Bar bathrooms have a way of fucking humbling you

Come work with me! ☺️

Beat Cancer. That’s the tweet.

@Kenzie_Silliman @KColbenson or a baby because of daily blowouts….

Being a mom to a toddler means getting stains out of clothes from daycare 24/7🤪

Learning to parent one episode of Bluey at a time

@BigSchutter16 It really really is

@jadenthorp dv auction is an addiction

Don’t worry the younger generation is just at work watching them via DVAuction 🤣

@Nelsongirls21 So happy that you guys are happy with her 💞

My two month old had her first day of daycare today and I thought she’d be dog tired from it but instead she’s wide awake and intently watching the NFR with me. Love this kid

@aliparrish10 I shouldn’t laugh because it’s not funny but “what are hush puppies” had my laughing 😅🤣

I thought I was tired when I had one kid.. having two kids is a whole other level of tired that I didn’t even know existed

Basically a holiday today (Yellowstone season premiere)

I recently came across data on who we spend our time with over the course of our lives. The insights are simultaneously inspiring and depressing. Here are 6 graphs everyone needs to see:

So far the only downside to having kids is I can only listen to Koe Wetzrl when I’m alone which is never

I’ve had the best day cuddling my baby ❤️ they’re only little once

Colter and I eating fried ice cream for the first time: “It’s like it a chicken strip and ice cream had a baby”

what’s the opposite of the zoomies. that’s what i have

Two under two won’t be so bad 🥹❤️

#NewProfilePic I think it’s safe to say she’s ready to be a big sis ❤️

@JaydenRomfo They’re for sale 😉