Alexandre Deadass

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Alexandre Deadass

@Kevinhalse

Ayy Lmao es Tu Lmao. https://t.co/LvcGgKx14Y https://t.co/h5JLZNkIdh

Albuquerque, NM شامل ہوئے Şubat 2011

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Alexandre Deadass@Kevinhalse·16 Kas

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@JDB_SL Vlc media player?

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JDB@JDB_SL·5h

i keep seeing it everywhere

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Cat Damon@CornOnTheGoblin·12h

me: he's a glove that sells hamburger helper girl looking at the posters in my room: no i get it

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RavenIsBored26@RavenIsBored26·11h

Another #ProjectHailMary audiobook scene 👍

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Ælþemplær@Aelthemplaer·10h

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@MorlockP Dudn't

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ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs@MorlockP·15h

wouldn't've

oneeyedalpaca@OneEyedAlpaca

what is your favorite contraction? mine is shan't because it sounds close to shat

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amalgamatomaton@amalgamatomaton·1d

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Alexandre Deadass@Kevinhalse·13h

@BoldfaceJames "What's that wikipedia? Thay both survive and save the Earth? Splendid"

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Contra@BoldfaceJames·13h

My mom does this retarded thing where she reads up on a movie before we watch it to determine if its worth seeing and ends up spoiling it for herself

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Alexandre Deadass@Kevinhalse·14h

@mattyglesias i don't want one billion Americans. I don't want the country to turn into a favela because Line Go Up.

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Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias·18h

In "One Billion Americans," I wrote that we under-subsidize parenting by treating children as if they are some kind of exotic pet. What we don't need to do is start treating pets like children and subsidizing them. slowboring.com/p/dogs-arent-p…

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Matthew Yglesias@mattyglesias·18h

No! No!

Keith Powers@KeithPowersNYC

Pet Owners: It’s time that we make pet food a little bit cheaper. This week, I introduced new legislation to get rid of the sales tax every time you buy pet food.

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vost@foolibuster·20h

burial

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Juniper@adesertdryad·19h

finished Sailor on the Seas of Fate! loved it. The action and world building are excellent, though only the last third really felt like it had to be about Elric specifically. This is fantasy at its best. 5/5

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jon | super vhs@reaction105·1d

pov you need new backgrounds for work calls

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@Howlingmutant0 rookie mistake

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HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0·18h

“It was great meeting you! At a coffee shop of all places! My name’s Alex! Alex…” - *google search results rush through my mind anticipating the awful things she’ll find if she googles my real name* “-Alexander Pedophile is the name!”

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