Mortarion

look at that star look at that light look at my heart, cold and dark

@shierakstar Daenerys is Mehmed II reborn. Welcome back conqueror liberator

Daenerys speaks 5 languages, is very well read, skilled at translating theoretical knowledge and applying it, a deeply critical thinker, self aware, and a proficient strategist, etc. all without a maester meanwhile mr finest education is not more than a situational thinker.

@ohnoconsequence During high school I did archery and my father sent me this picture almost weekly i love my dad sm

theon and dagmer cleftjaw, ca 285 AC

@zaryaismywife ASOS prologue fucking slaps. Especially because I was waiting for the S2 finale at the end of ACOK and it didn’t come there and I was anxious to see how this Chett bastard would turn out and omggggso fucking cool

took a gamble on which copy i’d be able to get from the library and i got the fat ass trade paperback 😭 but we MOVE

@ohnoconsequence Wouldn’ve been Lord Commander too in about a fortnight

theon was a ward, a sworn sword, a scout, a kingsguard, a captain, a prince and a slave in the span of about a year linkedin profile goes crazy

@jurnalhabertr İlaçlar yüzünden gay oldum Tone

Üniversitede 6 ay gay olduğunu söyleyen adam: “İlacım testesteron seviyemi yerle bir etti. Testislerimde sarkma oldu. Okulda gördüğüm her erkeğin sevgilim olmasını hayal ediyordum. Doktora gittim, düzeldi. Aslında hepimiz gay’iz, testesteron baskın olduğundan gay olmuyoruz.”

@TheHitcher1986 Ah Shireen ah yavrum kıyamam sana seni yaradana kurban

siz farkında bile değilsiniz ama ben sizi çok seviyorum

@404not_yusuf @kolalipbalm Paul Atreides:

@kolalipbalm Bu haber yalan ama benim en büyük hayallerimden biri. Kurak bir yeri yemyeşil yapmak istiyorum. Tabi bi gün o kadar zengin olursam

olm siz 30 milyon ne demek biliyor musunuz?

@PalmyrPar Hehehe, hear what I said Ned?

Robert Baratheon going “OHHHH” and “EY IM RULIN’ ERE!” is taking me out

@benfofik Bazen devlet baş harfi küçük yazar…

🚨 TDK: özel isim olan "İsrail" artık "israil" olarak yazılacak

@rhaestappen Fark etmez kelime postuysa direk biçmek olan reap demir adalar lugatında varsa sen bunlar biçmiyor DİYEMEZSİN. @EmniyetGM

@Kronkoft Yağma anlamında ama, tarla hasat etme anlamında değil

We do not sowun biz tohum ekmeyiz yerine biz ekip biçmeyiz olarak çevirisi daha güzel geliyor kulağa

@brncho @An_Aria_Blooms They WERE a family, until you ended it. Good job. You monster.

@An_Aria_Blooms The last time I had pms, I burst into tears because I felt sorry for the shiitake mushrooms I ate. I thought what if they were a family and I devoured them all

Humans do not go into heat. You people are so annoying spreading bio-essentialist bullshit.

tie my flesh into knots crush my bones and rip my spine apart i suffer in Your name

@maryarchived You are not a man, thus you cannot know any of the dumb shit you talk about.

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

@catofice I did archery in high school and I constantly had to imagine in my head I was some medieval archer otherwise the competitive nature of the sport was too heavy for my non-competitive heart

Finally got to practice archery again with my younger brother today and this image wouldn't leave my head

@sansacinema Unfortunately he was already smart when he offered Renly a deal 10x more fair than he deserved

i wonder if theres any fics where stannis is actually smart and allies with robb and allows for northern independence and betroths shireen to robb

@irna4president :(

@daktilock Hiçbir suçu olmayan masum insanların kontrolünü kaybetmiş köpeklerin yüzünden çektiği acılara dayanamıyorum.

Kahramanmaraş’taki okul saldırısında hayatını kaybeden 11 yaşındaki Adnan Göktürk Yeşil’in ailesinin, yıllar sonra çocuk sahibi olduğu öğrenildi.

@sami_abdt Ser Twenty Goodmen 😡😡

D&D, I hate you

@orphicmusings Not even gonna lie, it’s the tuffest thing I’ve seen

opening a feast for crows expecting cersei or brienne pov and seeing THE PROPHET