margo🌊

“your brother, or your lover?” the coldest one-liner in known westerosi history came to ned stark so easily because he had to come up with it years ago to have the talk about throbb gay allegations

@theonslawyer ikr? i always thought that it was an incorrectly (aka misogynistically) interpreted prophecy where dany is actually the subject of the prophecy… and even if not, “the stallion that mounts the world” isn’t an allusion for hitler anyway

Pero yo quiero que alguien me explique de donde salio eso de rhaego siendo el bebé hitler en serio ustedes como llegan a estas conclusiones pendejas

reading game of thrones and i just came to the realization i don’t think i like show jon

@llollygaggin shit i might have to do that too…

Hope all my oomfs know that day before my birthday I am ending myself so I don’t become older than Theon Greyjoy.

Was writing a fic and wrote “the Iron Irelands”

strong smells make bran’s head hurt and rickon swims in puddles for fun so that kind of wraps it up for the stark family but i will be back with more!

jon (he tries to be edgy and different and sometimes succeeds)

i absorbed grrm’s ridiculous attention to detail via osmosis, so: perfumes asoiaf characters wear in my modern au hcs — a thread🧵

I would've backed the gay one too sorry to my stanis pilled mutuals

@theonslawyer and honestly why are we still policing people’s preferred pronouns…

In Spanish I don't like it ok? Whatever 😭

@catofice probably the weirdest job interview i’ve ever had but what the hell sure

@ohnoconsequence Everyone must be sad about Theon with me!!!! You are my therapist now

Thinking about 10 yo Theon being sent to Winterfell as a hostage, trying to be brave. At night, there are no waves to lull him to sleep for the first time in his life...

@catofice @theonslawyer

@ohnoconsequence @theonslawyer I was thinking this would be a representation of when he sent Theon to be his envoy and had to be an army leader and a king and he's still so young!!!!

#throbb Rest energy gnight my dears

@theonslawyer “it is what it is” and a wistful sigh usually do the job in my experience

Como digo "y bueno pues la vida sigue que se puede hacer" en inglés

Do NOT get it twisted, I have NEVER defended Theon Greyjoy.