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@BEisenhart Trump‘s doing his best to help us recover from it, hopefully not much longer!

As we enter Trump’s 15th month of his presidency, you can’t help but wonder how long this Biden’s economy is going to last?

@dirkchatelain With brilliant takes like this it may be time to dust off the laptop and come out of retirement!

Seriously, it’s refreshing to see the Nebraska spring game presented and treated with the proper context. Thanks to basketball and the early date, it’s not a BIG deal. It never should’ve been a BIG deal. This is what it used to be like. When Nebraska won.

@SlaterKinnick_ We beat the team that just beat you guys at their house but yeah sure enjoy your desperate engagement ploy

I’ll be honest, this was Nebraska’s biggest W of the year

@maziehirono Agree so why are the dumbasses protesting?

Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings

@leftcoastbabe I missed the part where he bleached it before investigation

Hillary Clinton's private email server was front page news for weeks. Meanwhile FBI Director Kash Patel's private emails are hacked - and shared publicly - by Iran and it barely makes headlines for a day.

@brothermario @pudgenet @HansMahncke @elonmusk @IfindRetards

@pudgenet @HansMahncke @elonmusk I wrote "Russia" in reply to the original poster who wrote "Russia." Your claims are just mindless regurgitation of Right Wing Media. When were you ever "the man" people looked to for explanations of reality?

One of the biggest problems in society today is that we no longer share a common set of basic facts. Without that, you cannot have a healthy discourse, or really any discourse at all. Too many people either do not know basic facts or have been led to believe things that simply are not true. In real life, almost no one knows that the Russia collusion plot was cooked up by the Clinton campaign, or that there is a transcript proving Flynn did not lie, or that the Ukraine impeachment scam began the morning after Mueller’s train wreck testimony because they needed a new hoax, or that Fauci demonstrably sent money and technology to the Wuhan lab for them to create deadly coronaviruses. The list goes on and on. And yet, in polite society, you are still treated like a crank for knowing these things rather than repeating the approved version of events. That is a very big problem. So until there is at least some agreement on basic, provable facts, there is no real point in debating anything. If the inputs are garbage, the outputs will be too.

@ESPN_Schick @LPunt You shouldn’t be getting crushed for a valid observation. Only one can be true: NU is better than Iowa and choked, or Iowa is the better team. Outcome is the same.

@LPunt Synonyms: inadequacy, inefficiency, insufficient. They certainly apply. 👨‍🎓

Execution down the stretch wasn’t great, but ‘inept’ is completely inaccurate. That feels like a stretch—even for Boulder Education standards. Couple possessions go differently and it’s a different conversation.

@thedebralea I’d watch

Name a better trio…I’ll wait 😋

@FeitCanWrite Some of us were saying it

Imagine reading this tweet on Thanksgiving 2025

@KeegansBurner Credit where it’s due

Iowa players outnumbered Nebraska players 5-4.

@EastEndJoe Are they Nazis or kids make up your mind

"My mom said she can drop us off at the airport if your mom can pick us up.”

@brad_dickson Holy shit you finally did a funny

According to the National Transportation Safety Board 20 percent of all vehicle accidents in the United States in the past 5 years involved Tiger Woods.

@nerdyxicana @celtics Block me gay boy

We're so excited to celebrate Pride Night at TD Garden 🏳️‍🌈💚

@MikelSevere What about the proposal do you disagree with?

@RohrOfTheCrowd At everything

@RohrOfTheCrowd Oh yeah we’re way better Iowa sucks

The Iowa problem: Baseball-lost season series four of last six years Football-lost 10 of 11 WBB-lost 12 of 14 MBB-lost 9 of 12 I don't want to hear another Husker fan sneer at Iowa thinking NU is any better than them. In four of the big six sports, they've eaten Nebraska's lunch

@JackMitchellLNK I don’t even follow you but god damn you’re an annoying pessimistic low IQ moron

Basically every Nebraska Iowa game with a very few exceptions are the same. For a decade.

@JackMitchellLNK Means you’re a bad fan

Even the greatest sports season of my life ended up with one of the worst white hot feelings of sports pain I have ever experienced.

@FeitCanWrite I'm 45 and have never cared about it

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it is perfectly fine to be apathetic about the Spring Game without it being viewed as an indictment of the program.

@tgriffith1992 @_BackyardSports Cry bitch

Hi @_BackyardSports, is this an official collaboration? I'm confused and pretty disappointed, and this makes me far less likely to purchase your new game this summer.