LickMyLocks
630 posts


Where can you get a Lambo for just two rupees?
Narayaan’s Props@NarayaanV
@DanPickz2 How my life will look after fading the fuck out of this:
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@DanPickz2 @NarayaanV @marloisonq Not one free fade, fuck. How many butter chickens do I need to add?
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@DanPickz2 @NarayaanV @marloisonq Be respectful and on time, Daniel. My Indian food is getting cold and I’m hangry
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@NarayaanV @LickMyLocks @marloisonq Don’t start shit if you “can’t handle insults bro I need you to stop”
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@LickMyLocks @marloisonq You gotta be up early to call another grown man “boss” and ask for permission to leave your little enclosure 😂
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@DanPickz2 @marloisonq Take me out on a date first. Post the fades loser, I wanna get a good nights sleep.
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@marloisonq @LickMyLocks Started w 10k bankroll from DoorDash/waiting tables
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@DanPickz2 @marloisonq Got it, so you’re taking over your dad’s liquor store 👍🏼
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@LickMyLocks @marloisonq Never have and never will inherit shit. Everything I have comes from making money from betting on sports
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@DanPickz2 @marloisonq So will you be inheriting a motel or a 7/11 in 16 months?
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@LickMyLocks @marloisonq If you were a winning bettor you’d have shown it by now 😂
You’re a dime a dozen, enjoy the cubicle tmrw
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@DanPickz2 @marloisonq Post another fade and I’ll share my hardware 🏆 with a lucky dirty Indian (you)
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@LickMyLocks @marloisonq *16 months and how on earth are the two correlated in any way?
Post it you fucking pussy 😂
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@DanPickz2 @marloisonq I don’t want to ruin your ambitions of becoming a millionaire in 6 months by showing you a p/l > 24k
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@DanPickz2 @marloisonq Buddy I can smell you from here. Now be a good Patel and post a 3 paragraph minimum write up with a bet that has a 99.9% chance of not hitting
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@LickMyLocks @marloisonq I’m not Indian 😂
How’d that last one go you broke cunt? Still waiting on that Kalshi P/L
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@marloisonq I literally posted one hours ago and your broke ass commented on it
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@DanPickz2 @MalikDi19 You should be more ashamed to be a cheesehead 😂
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@LickMyLocks @MalikDi19 I mean you should have no problem showing your lifetime P/L unless you’re for some reason ashamed of it
Your portfolio being up also isn’t even proof of winning bets- it says that when you deposit money too lol
Here’s mine. Now yours?

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Berrettini Set 1 +140 1U
I’m not so sure Medvedev deserves to be this much of a favorite over Berrettini on slow clay, but I specifically like the first set angle for two reasons
1. Berrettini has played two matches on clay already this year (three if you count doubles), while Medvedev hasn’t played since Miami- Matteo should have an edge early on because he’s already acclimated to the surface while Med may come out rusty after two weeks off and with it being his first match on the dirt
2. Unfortunately, Berrettini’s fitness is always going to be a big question mark at this stage of his career. He’s very prone to having his body break down in matches, but betting only first set should hopefully shield us from that
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@DanPickz2 It’s my account balance you dumbass, I’m not like you that needs to pretend to be a millionaire by the age of 26
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