literally a noodle🍜🐉🍞

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literally a noodle🍜🐉🍞

@LookAnAlt

I'm so full of lightning yum

Heaven شامل ہوئے Şubat 2019

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literally a noodle🍜🐉🍞@LookAnAlt·19 Oca

I have been informed of the most important information ever

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Ichneumonagon 🦟🪰🪱🕷🪳🐛@Ichneumonagon·2h

do you think the slime in terraria say gel yeah. instead of hell yeah

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I keep working on things that improve my value as an employee rather than things that improve total value

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@POPUFUR @MischievousCur No, pretty much everyone I talked to there proudly claimed shit like how they got their 3rd DUI and totaled their car. All awful stuff said with a beaming smile!

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KING ΘΔ@POPUFUR·6h

@MischievousCur @LookAnAlt I'm alone with my thoughts 5 days a week truck driving so, a night out with friends is relaxing.

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Because I wasn't a bitch when I was 20 and got all of the partying out of my system at an appropriate age. I'm not afraid of looking "boring" to losers.

Murray Hill Guy@MurrayHillGuy1

How do people in the suburbs genuinely look forward to Friday night on the couch, Saturday morning at Costco, and call that a weekend? Like you really moved out of the city just to LARP as your parents at 34?

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Based Dom NiggaButt/Acc@based_d0m·21h

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@zNpesta__ I’ve tried playing this game 3 times but always get so tired of the endless dialogue at the start

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npesta@zNpesta__·19h

If you’re seeing this tweet, here’s what you’re going to do. You’re going to open Steam and look up a game called “Crosscode”. If it looks literally even 1% interesting to you, get it. It’s 70% off for the next few days. You will not regret it

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Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited·16h

This Mama fox relocated her pups to a new den and provided them with a variety of meals over the week, including rabbit, fish, snake, skunk, goose (or chicken), voles, and more. All seven pups are growing bigger and beginning to explore their surroundings

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literally a noodle🍜🐉🍞@LookAnAlt·10h

The more chicken content I see the more I think of them as the vertibrate equivalent of a decomposer. I also think of them as even more pestilent creatures and wonder how there’s no major parasite chains from chicken to human.

Hakan Kapucu@1hakankapucu

This farmer uses his chickens to get the lice off his dog before the vet arrives. The dog just sits there like, “This isn’t the spa day I wanted.”

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Kiti //#1 gabriel hater@Anabsolutes·18h

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FF&E (Furniture, Fixtures, and Equipment)@FFE_only·23h

Great idea?

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literally a noodle🍜🐉🍞@LookAnAlt·16h

Feeling middle class tonight

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Blue Hasia@Bluehasia·1d

Oh no my googles slipped off!

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cat ✩@rs_parasite·1d

my Chinese uncle has been reverse brainwashed by anti-china content on youtube after discovering vpns. so now at dinner he says stuff like “why are we eating this liver? it's uncivilized. we should be eating hamburgers like the americans.”

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