Malfunction
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@COBBTIMUS_PRIME Why the fuck is your shotgun bent is the question I want to ask here
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If they don’t do this scene justice in the Halo CE remake I’m not buying it
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@Helldivers_NOW Imagine: "Terminate [Termanid brain bug name]" mission. Similar to the Exospires where you do a couple mini-objectives to open the way to it, then enter a certain structure to go kill it. Instead of lightning when you're close, the area generates stalkers that stay close to it.
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@HMBohemond It's not just game journalists. It is honestly shocking how many people I see that are so quick to jump to "This is a fetish, case closed, no other option" when they see violent death animations in games.
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The reason the death scenes are censored like this is because game journalists saw the gruesome death scenes in the first Tomb Raider remake and said, "Yeah these are inherently sexualized deaths."
TL;DR - Some game journos have a weird gore fetish, got uncomfortable, so now we can't have violent deaths in Tomb Raider anymore.
☆ jean-baptiste ☆@artworkbyjb
some t-rex death animations and i kinda like the cut to black
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@11975MHz You're not eating these if you give a shit about eating healthy, these are a move of desperation.
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I'm pretty certain no other food item on earth is packed with more harmful chemicals than one of these
Eastside Show SCP / RPC@EastsideShow
I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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@Helldivers_NOW Dropping a Tesla Tower and putting my feet up for the next 10 minutes.
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Imagine 500+ voteless running at you, a Maxigun user's dream
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@EastsideShow The couple of times I've eaten these, it was the "bacon addict" (Which naturally has that dogshit paper thin type bacon), and I used Circle K's hot dog section to put jalapenos and barbecue sauce on it to try and elevate it to "Not bad" territory.
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I want to see the CEO or Founder who made the Big Az Cheeseburger eat it live on camera, I want to see something.
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@pussyhitler It took me way too long to realize he wasn't wearing shoes.
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reddit is filled with such insane freaks, why the fuck do you care
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@Helldivers_NOW Works for me. You can get decent mileage out of those stuns.
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@ReviewsPossum It's a handful of old things, all of which can be summarized as "It's one of THOSE types of fandoms having their usual extreme meltdowns over complete non-issues".
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Why is everyone so mean to Goosworx? Is there some controversy I'm not aware of?
Usiu@Usiuat
Notice how they didn't show the hideous face of the troon
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@Orien358 @jifferey Yup. He walked into a bathroom, saw it was empty, and turned to leave, and got grabbed from because it actually wasn't empty, there was a zombie behind the door he just opened and I guess the zombie phased through the door to grab him in the half a second that he turned to leave.
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@CenTexLib The only thing I remember of this guy is that when I was younger I used to like that song he and some lady made based on the Gmod Murder gamemode back when I was in high school.
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@RkeiStudio Most of the time, people don't even hide it, they just outright say "You couldn't pay me to watch this" or "I'm not watching this" or whatnot right at the start.
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@Helldivers_NOW No. I prefer sentries staying put, either to cover a specific area or to be a distraction. I don't need them scooting around and disrupting that.
Also there is no indication of how their movement works or what "improved Liberation Protocols" means.
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@Dumbass_Ping I mean idk about "terribly made" but it by far the easiest of the Rooms-like type games I've played and I got bored after one completed run for each floor, meanwhile most of the others I played stayed enjoyable for at least a little while.
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This opinion is brought to you by…. EDGY teenager who thinks pressure is cool cause of its sick and epic lore elements… heh…. its a little dark.. they talk about suicide with zero buildup, or meaning… heh.. a little bit of darkness yeah…
Doors-Like Confessions/Takes@GraceConfessins
"Doors is a terribly made game in terms of almost every rooms like game. I feel like the only people that like doors are young kids or people who only got introduced to doors as the first type of game-
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@bosberus @Daiazal How is smugly stating that you don't wanna watch a video because you dislike the title and/or thumbnail "engaging with with critically"? Wouldn't engaging with something critically mean going deeper than judging the book by it's cover with nothing more than "I'm not watching it"?
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current least favourite twitter trend is finding videos from smaller creators and making fun of them for likes
NOT DR PEPPER 2 (PARODY)@vaporwaveisbad
You couldn't pay me to watch this
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@zappgame__ @ImKolider It's someone who unironically says "straight cheeks", their opinion isn't worth anything from that alone.
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@ImKolider we were talking about constructive. criticism
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So instead i will post it on twitter to get a bajiiiillion likes off of something i didnt even give a chance
constructive criticism whats that
NOT DR PEPPER 2 (PARODY)@vaporwaveisbad
You couldn't pay me to watch this
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@Dexerto Bare minimum, I bet they'll wait until the 10 year anniversary before showing more so they can make a thing of it.
But it is Bethesda so decent chance they still won't show anything by that point.
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@Ceaseless_boid It's not Omicron itself, it's the fucking Rupture strain, which is just as extremely annoying and unfun as all of the other Termanid variants. I can deal with constant dragonroaches and having to defend the fuel truck from Hive Lords, but not those goddamn variants.
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If I hear one person say that omicron is too hard I will fucking end myself
ITS MADE TO BE HARD, HARDEN THE FUCK UP OR LOWER THE DIFFICULTY
HELLDIVERS™ 2@helldivers2
MAJOR ORDER: The Star of Peace—the Democracy Space Station's planet-collapsing defensive superweapon—requires vast quantities of Dark Fluid to fire; the Federation’s reserves remain depleted following the weapon's inaugural operational success. Dark Fluid is synthesized directly from E-711, an ultra-refined organic fuel found exclusively on Terminid Hive Worlds. The Hive World of Omicron possesses immense, untapped E-711 reservoirs, hoarded by Terminids in yet another of their unprovoked and perfidious schemes. We cannot allow brainless, fascist insects to delay the march of Liberty. A direct assault is the only logical course of action to secure these reserves. The Helldivers are ordered to complete 1,750,000 Operations on Omicron to quell Terminid resistance and clear the way for E-711 extraction pipelines, to enable the synthesis of Dark Fluid. Securing this vital resource will allow the Star of Peace to be fully armed once again, guaranteeing absolute deterrence, the continued unassailable security of the Federation, and ensuring the Star of Peace remains a highly profitable investment for Super Earth’s shareholders and taxpayers.
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@Ceaseless_boid Tbf you might as well lower the difficulty. This is another MO where it's just "Complete operations [x] times" so in terms of contributing to it, it's more useful to just blitz through the very easy missions real fast instead of struggling against high tier missions.
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