Matt Anderson

@lovina_zook Keep bringing joy! Thanks for being an incredible addition to 2025!

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@whizwang We love ours we got for Stockholm train finds from a local small company named T-Skylt. shop.t-skylt.se/?fbclid=PAdGRl…

in my friend’s apartment, there is a subway LED banner with live updates of when the trains by him depart I NEED ONE IMMEDIATELY

@BBCWorld You spelled PIECE wrong, BBC News (World).

Trump shifts ceasefire stance and urges Ukraine to agree Russia peace deal bbc.in/45P0BwB

@Riley_Gaines_ We’re number 5! We’re number 5! We’re number 5!

Three years ago to the day I raced and tied a man at the DI NCAA Championships in the 200 freestyle. Today, the Trump administration paused $175M in federal funding to University Pennsylvania for this reason. Serendipitous.

Duffy: "This whole movement is potentially gonna make people go, 'I'm gonna come to work earlier. I'm gonna stay later. I'm gonna look at what Donald Trump wants me to accomplish because he won the election, and I'm gonna fight and work to make sure I help him accomplish that ... I work for POTUS.'"

@GOP "SOARING" is doing some heavy lifting here.

President Trump’s soaring approvals! 🔥

I can’t wait for the Kennedy Center’s productions in rep of Purlie White Victorious the play, and Purlie White the musical in Spring 2026!

My heart is breaking for beautiful Örebro and Sweden as a whole. This is just so shocking and terribly sad. 💔💔💔

So it seems that Elon DOES KNOW the difference between "my heart goes out to you" and a Nazi salute.

@AskCapitalOne I called in to talk about this deposit/NO deposit issue, and your automated system said "Looks like you have a birthday soon. Happy Birthday from everyone at Capital One, Matthew!" And then hung up on me. Now that's done, can you all get back to direct depositing my money? Cool.

We're continuing to work to address this technical issue and will share an update as soon as it's resolved.

You better believe it

Our son, who lives in Brisbane, fully 10,000 miles out of earshot, has just sent our daughter, who lives under our roof, some bagpipes.

@theatermania ILLINOISE! Not even close. Thanks @IllinoiseStage

What was the best show you saw this year?

#NFLonNetflix Cheering on the Chiefs from cold, dark #Sweden 🇸🇪🏈🇸🇪🎄🇸🇪 @ScottHanson @drewbrees

Notice how everyone is talking about how trump is threatening to invade Canada, take the Panama Canal and buy Greenland and no one is talking about how trump abandoned his main campaign promise to lower the cost of groceries.

Maybe it’s just me, but Republicans having two daddies seems kind of woke,

The story of Assad surviving a 13-year civil war only to be removed from power at the moment right before Tulsi Gabbard is going to have oversight of American intelligence belongs in an Alanis Morissette song.

me pretending to be sad at work when microsoft teams and outlook go down

"Matt Gaetz is a private citizen. Congress should not investigate a private citizen." - Mike Johnson "It doesn't matter that Hunter Biden is a private citizen. The American people deserve to know. Congress needs to investigate to the fullest extent possible." - Mike Johnson

MATT GAETZ (sipping a Twisted Tea): I was almost the Attorney General, you know. 16-YEAR-OLD HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR (uncomfortably): Megan says her mom is here and she’s my ride.