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Clear mind, fit body, empty sacs.
Features of an optimal man.
ChrisFromWish@MDchrisRed
Each time you want to masturbate drop a hundred pushups first. That’s easy and it pays off. I’ve done 400 pushups today.
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ChrisFromWish
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ChrisFromWish
@MDchrisRed
I tweet therefore I am. MERN•Python dev. Got the humor of a lightbulb—when it’s off. Electrical and Structural technician. Stay Kaizen. MD @Mekloy_
ReactNode شامل ہوئے Ekim 2020
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@Prestigious_Gt 😂😂I don’t think it’s the worst that can be, if you marry a woman that’s used to dressing indecently, you’re not a victim.
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Most men in the comment said the dressing is not bad actually
Seriously women are innocent, we men are the problem 😩
Prestigious@Prestigious_Gt
You wife dresses like this and said she is going out what will your reaction be as the husband ?
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I agree, the fruit tastes like ass.
SCRUMMY@iamscrummy_
Can we all agree that this is the worst fruit on earth
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Skill issues really, we used to compete whose cross looked the neatest back then.
Emmanuel Echeta@PenTitan
So many years as a Catholic. And I still can't make my palm look like this
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That girl that is acting innocent around you have one mad sex*ual desire but she can’t show you cos she don’t want you to see her as pro*stitute .
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@MDchrisRed I've never used audio books before. I wouldn't mind starting out. This looks cool while designing. Can you share ?
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@SimplyKalby Without a community you fit Dey eligible but you go chop below minimum earning tire
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One thing I’ve learnt on here, is that if you don’t build a community while chasing 5m monetization, one will be stuck with no payout for a while
So I hope you as my community, you are ready for my continued banter, cos you are what makes the pay worth it when it comes eventually
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I’m pretty sure a vault full of gold would still be worth more in that time.
Emmanuel Echeta@PenTitan
The equivalent of having a vault filled with gold bars back in the day
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@drealbigvirg When they say gears what do you think of?
Gears are gears at the operational level, the same gears that supports forward movement can’t support reverse at the same time.
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Honest question
Can't the driver use reverse gear so that the existing forward velocity and the reverse motion oppose each other and stop the car?
Nnamdi 🦅@_Nsznn
Look at the speedometer, As a good driver what are you doing next ??
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This is not a cooked up story by the way
He is the same person that did all this
Ọgá HR: the african workforce guy 🇳🇬|🇷🇼@MeetJMB
my mum did everything to convince my dad that I was possessed, but he always dismissed it as nonsense talk. to him I was just a restless child. until the day they all saw me fight with monkey they brought for demonstration at the Kawo Motor Park! my papa no believe him eyes!
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Well it’s a chance to show them just how great a worker you are.
𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐩ɘ𝐫🧃@JustCasper_2
If you were hired on the same day and they ask you to clear all of them at once, what will you do?
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😂I remember the story of a guy that tried to see what would cause his death, he saw that it would be a car accident so he never crossed the road, almost always stayed home and never bought a car. Just a few years after getting that vision, exactly this happened to him.
BIG VIRG | Fanatix ⚽️@drealbigvirg
When it’s your time, it’s your time. You could just be at home in your father’s house sleeping, which is supposed to be safe and the probability of being killed by accident being less than 0.00001%, and still be killed by a trailer ramming into your house. This was what happened to a 300 level student on holiday who lost his life because a trailer rammed into a house. His grandmother, who is old and most likely to die a natural death, survived, but the 300-level student lost his life instantly 💔 Sad.
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