Mark Ruhe

@MidwestGolfJake Every single golf course does not need a dissertation. Just play it. My goodness some of you guys get way too wrapped up into thinking you know what you are talking about golf architecture. Just play it and say I liked it or not! #GolfersAreNotArchitects

Just a reminder that Trump supporters are the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.

@ItsShowtime223 Never heard of a Dalke?

Some people will never understand the concept of business and attention. Some guy playing as a +8 might not play, and the 4 people that would watch him will be upset on this app. However, thousands will tune in to see Dalke.

A woman joins a Country Club, and when she hears some guys talking about their round, she says, “I played on my College Golf Team, and was pretty good. Mind if I join you all next week?” Nobody wants to say ‘yes’ but they’re sort of on the spot, so finally, one man says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30a" almost hoping that the early tee-time will cause her to reconsider. The woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late. They roll their eyes, but say, "Okay." She's there at 6:30a - sharp, and proceeds to beat all of them with a blistering 2-under par round. Turns out that a he's lots of fun, funny, and the guys are thoroughly impressed by their new ‘fourth’. They congratulate her on her game and invite her back the next week. She smiles, and says, "I'll be there at 6:30a, or 6:45a." The next week she again shows up at 6:30a sharp! Only this time, she plays left-handed, and again handily beats them, playing an even par round with her off hand. The three guys are incredulous. They're totally amazed. They can't figure her out. She's very pleasant and a gracious winner. They invite her back again, but each man harbors a burning desire to beat her. The third week, she's 15 minutes late, which irritates the guys. This week she plays right-handed and again, narrowly, beats all three of them. The men grumble that her late arrival is petty gamesmanship on her part. However, she's so charming and complimentary of their play, they can't seem to hold a grudge. This woman is a riddle no one can figure out. They have a couple of beers in the Clubhouse and finally, one of the men asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?" The lady blushes, and then grins. "When my dad taught me to play golf, I learned that I was ambidextrous." she replies. "I like to switch back and forth." "When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit. Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed." The guys think this is hysterical. Astonished at this bizarre information, one of the guys says, "What if it's pointing straight up?" She says, "Then, I'm fifteen minutes late."

Anyone else having issues connecting to nbcsports.com? I am on a flight near The Philippines so it could just be me?

There isn’t going to be a 2028 US Presidential election………..

@SarahIronside6 There isn’t going to be a 2028 Presidential election…….

Whoever wins in 2028 must be willing to go scorched earth on every single member of this corrupt administration from the top down.

@hashjenni @shortnsweetbbyg Me

Who can raise their hand and say, straight in the eye, that they have never—not for a single second in their life—supported Donald Trump, neither through their words, nor their actions, nor their silence?

@MbarkCherguia Sausage gravy and sourdough buttered toast

What would you add?

@LakotaMan1 Yep

So, that South African Nazi fuck Elon Musk is limiting my tweet views. Please, tell me, do you see this tweet? Can you see me?

@letitflye Shut up!

Brooks playing at Myrtle Bch instead of Quail Hollow is an insult of the highest magnitude…..PGA Tour is a ruthless POS organization…nuf said

If you took the covid jab and are alive with no side effects at all please like and repost want to prove something to some accounts on here :)

@TheSports_Shift Mel Blount. Jack Lambert. Joe Greene. Ernie Holmes. Dick Butkus. Just to name a few!

If Ronnie Lott isn’t available Who is the NFL’s All Time Hardest Hitter?

Wow, Florida! You’re the first ones to have an airport named after a pedophile and convicted felon. Congrats! 🎊🍾🎈

@GabbyHerzig Why would you get to play there? Makes no sense!

Got my teeth kicked in by Shinnecock today. Unfortunately, it wasn’t because they “lost the golf course.” Place looks incredible and is no joke in 30 mph gusts. Countdown to U.S. Open begins…

@AndyTFE @shanebacon Shut up

@shanebacon Doesn't count unless it was filmed.

Onto golf’s longest day

@TheDegenWeekly Well said. I lived 30 minutes from Napa for 20 years before retiring and moving back to an affordable Mountain Maryland. I miss NorCal every day. But I just couldn’t afford to stay there.

I spent a week in Northern California. Here's my review: 1. San Francisco (2 Days) This was my first time visiting SF as an adult. I'd been when I was 10 years old but that doesn't count (although Alcatraz was pretty sick). I had my expectations low, which is key to any first time experience, but can also be tricky. For example: the first time I saw Hot Tub Time Machine, I thought it was the funniest movie I'd ever seen. Had no expectations. Took my wife to see it after hyping it up, and she did not think it was the funniest movie she'd ever seen. I set her expectations too high. I thought SF was cool. Could I live there? Eh. I'm not sure I could ever get used to those hills, but they are super unique to any other American city. Being right on the Bay is pretty badass. The people were friendly and the service was good. I prefer the SF vibe over the LA vibe. Less pretentious and “douchey” for lack of a better word. Also much cleaner than I expected. Someone told me they got a new mayor who's done a good job, or maybe there was a big push during SB. Either way, not the zombie apocalypse you might think from watching the news. My first Waymo ride was fun. Kinda creepy how all the billboards in SF are about AI. Def think it will be the first city where robots outnumber humans when the time comes. 2. Yosemite (3 days) My wife and I love the outdoors but we aren't necessarily outdoors people, if that makes sense. The only way you can get me to camp in the wilderness is with something they call "Glamping" and that's what we did. Highly recommend Under Canvas which just opened their Yosemite location. These tents were awesome, and the food was fucking fantastic. We checked out El Capitan, Tunnel View, some Sequoia trees, hiked the Vista Trail and Hetch Hetchy. Not super touristy which was great. I've heard Yellowstone gets absurdly packed. Could have been the time of year as it was a little cold. This was our second National Park visit and I thought it was perfect for beginners like us. 3. Napa (3 days) This place is gorgeous. I was blown away at how nice of a drive it was (3.5 hours) from Yosemite to Napa. You'd be in flat farmlands that felt like the middle of Kansas, then an hour later be surrounded by mountains and vineyards. Someone told us California is responsible for making 70% of the country's produce. I now believe that. I'm not the biggest wine guy but I like wine. Drank it a lot more before I started getting bad acid reflux. I don't think you need more than 2 days in Napa if you're just a casual wine drinker. The experience overall was great though. Enjoyed the tastings and scenery at every stop. There's only so much red wine I can drink during the day before I need a nap. The town could use an emergency cocktail bar nearby serving Whiskey Cokes and cigarettes to keep you going. Oh and you didn't ask but my favorite winery was Alpha Omega. We bought a few bottles there because they don't sell anywhere else. Pretty cool. Overall I'm left coming away with this impression: Northern California fucking rocks. I can't believe I was not familiar with its game. The people are chill. The scenery is stunning. The weather is lovely. As an East Coast guy who's made multiple drives from NYC to Florida and back, I am beyond envious that the other side of the country is so much more beautiful. They don't have any rest stops though, which is tough for a guy like me that has to piss every 20 minutes. So for that I would like to say THANK YOU New Jersey! I'm not the type to make a lot of life goals (not a good thing) but I think ending up in Northern California after your kids go to college and living out your remaining years there is absolutely the dream scenario. I doubt most of you read this but if you did, please let me know if you have any recs for my next visit. Cheers.

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