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Melissa Nelson 🇺🇸🟧🇨🇦🇺🇦💚💛

Melissa Nelson 🇺🇸🟧🇨🇦🇺🇦💚💛

@Melmis

Democrat. Dogs. Dancer. Krav Maga. Meditation. Golfer. Hiker. Tech writer. ISD. Historian. Proud liberal. U of Toronto and Mi Tech grad. Go Pack Go! No DMs

Maryland, USA شامل ہوئے Aralık 2008
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Eric Alper 🎧
Eric Alper 🎧@ThatEricAlper·
Found only in school libraries...
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Melissa Nelson 🇺🇸🟧🇨🇦🇺🇦💚💛 ری ٹویٹ کیا
Governor Newsom Press Office (parody)
MAR-A-LAGO IS IN PALMS BEACH COUNTY. THE MOST REPUBLICAN SPOT IN THE UNIVERSE. TRUMP ENDORSED A REPUBLICAN, JON MAPLES, WHO REPRESENTED THAT REPUBLICAN OASIS. AND HE STILL LOST! DONALD TRUMP IS NOW REPRESENTED BY A DEMOCRAT. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
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Pat@PatriciaSc59294·
@Melmis I went "oh snaps" someone is getting either fired or bombed, no pun intended
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Officer Lew
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BREAKING🚨: Maryland is seriously debating putting tampons in the MEN'S bathrooms at Baltimore Ravens and Orioles stadiums. Democrat Delegate Ken Kerr, who supports the bill, insisted the tampons must be “appropriately sized.” Republican Delegate Kathy Szeliga hit back: “What does ‘appropriately sized tampons’ even mean? Where exactly does a biological male put these?” This is where your tax dollars and priorities are going, folks. Clown world. 🤡
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Eric Meadows@EricCMeadows·
The fact that Mormons believe that looking at a brass serpent on a staff could cure you is mind boggling to me.
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LEGO Joseph Smith
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My wife was formerly promiscuous. But now she's antimiscuous.
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Jum@JesterJum·
Ive been alive 33 years and I just realized the saying is "Open Says Me" and not "Open Sesame"
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