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Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸

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Retired Fire Chief and Proud Navy Veteran. Here for the laughs and sharing stories.

Georgia, USA شامل ہوئے Haziran 2023
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He co-founded Costco in 1983. He set the hot dog price at $1.50. 41 years later, it's still $1.50. His secret? He simply refused to let anyone change it. Jim Sinegal co-founded Costco in 1983 and built it into one of the largest retailers in the world. But the thing most people remember about him has nothing to do with revenue or market share. It's the hot dog. Since 1985, the Costco hot dog and soda combo has cost $1.50. It has never been raised. Not once in over 40 years. When current CEO Craig Jelinek once suggested it might be time to raise the price, Sinegal reportedly told him: "If you raise the effing hot dog, I will kill you." Costco sells over 200 million hot dogs per year at a loss. They don't care. The hot dog isn't a product. It's a promise. While everything else in the world got more expensive, one man decided his hot dog wouldn't. And it still hasn't.
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Nuclear Maga Lisa@Kikisushi7Lisa·
OMG I’m having a happy moment. Not telling why, but as a cancer patient I’m happy!❤️❤️❤️
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart, covered in flowers, stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The beautiful heart then closed, sealing the doctor inside, forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I’m sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral. I’m a gynecologist.” The proctologist fainted…
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Bench seats were made for good dogs and cute girls. The vehicle engineer who got rid of them clearly had neither.
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A lawyer representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, “John, I have some good news and some bad news.” The art collector replied, “I’ve had an awful day. Let’s hear the good news first.” The lawyer said, “I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15–20 million. I think she could be right.” John replied enthusiastically, “Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You’ve just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?” The lawyer replied, “The pictures are of you and your secretary.”
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Ivanka Reese💔@IvnjoReese·
Heading to DC to make some arrests. Will need 357 pairs of cuffs...and backup!
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Please say a prayer for our friend Lance @LanceMahan56338 hes very sick right now according to his daughter. ❤️🙏❤️
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I don’t ask for favors very often, my friends. But today, I’m asking you to consider supporting my very good friend Clarence Jordan, a fellow Georgia Bulldog and proud Patriot. 🇺🇸 @ClarenceJorda13
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