Mel 🐈‍⬛️

There's a guy on this bus with a warm pizza. We're starting to form alliances to figure out how to steal it from him.

@fmlsux 🤣

I said 'Fuck You' out loud to Connections this morning. Relaxing game.

I'm not having a good day. Send cute things my way, please.

@PWpattyrocks Hi Chuck! You're a good boi

@Miss_Close Chuck!

Do people still send cute pet pictures on demand? Because I've had a hard week and I'm sad and would like to see them please.

Oh.

@vickibowe The vet called Rita Bagel a potato the last time. She doesn't care.

Clementine is getting weighed this afternoon. She’d better be at home taking diuretics and sweating it out, because Mommy is not in the mood for a vet scolding.

@mcblank I feel ya. Mine's got surgery scheduled at the end of the month and it will hurt my bank account. But we love them.

I just spent $388+ at the vet & have to go back tomorrow morning to spend a minimum of $260. I feel sick.

@EricoTheriault Cinabun is not amused

Christmas Cat Dad Jokes 🎄😀🎁😾 #Christmas #CatJokes #CatDad #jokes

@hfxtransit When will information be updated online? There's no information about the new routes or where the stops are anywhere.

Have questions about the Dec. 16 re-opening of Scotia Square Terminal and its five new permanent bus bays? Call 311, email contactus@311.halifax.ca, or check out our Service Disruptions page at #Section3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">halifax.ca/htdisruptions#…

Elphaba shoving the Grimmerie at the Wizard of Oz: Read it! READ IT!! Me in my head: Both of you know I cannot read a word. #Wicked #HeritageMinutes

Overheard at the work Christmas party: "Upside down shots is not a 6pm activity"

Happy Holidays from Chappell Bone 🎄🎅

"What do you do?" "Me? Oh I'm in PHLEGM."

@Mirvish When will individual tickets (not subscription) for The Great Comet be available?

@moesmixtapes We have! I'll DM you :)

Not the healthiest coping mechanism but that's a different story.

Reverting back to old teenage habits. When feeling overwhelmed, hide behind the mall and eat a poutine.

@Sugar_Pockets I'm so sorry 😞 ❤️

Presley, 2009-2024. The King has left the building. 💔

Me: I'm going to get breakfast with my friend. Do you need anything done around the house before I go? Granny: No you can go. Also Granny: *immediately puts a load of laundry in* She also got annoyed I got a call in the middle of doing dishes so she got up to finish the job.

Wtf America. What 👏 the 👏 actual 👏 fuck.