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You get to punch either Ted Cruz or Jim Jordan.
Who do you choose?
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Morgan Freeman Narrates
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Morgan Freeman Narrates
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You will hear these Tweets in my voice. You’re hearing this my voice. It’s alright. Everybody does.
شامل ہوئے Ekim 2019
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When a clown moves into the palace, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus.
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Morgan Freeman Narrates ری ٹویٹ کیا
I have a theory about Trumps orange skin. I think he has an old school mystic tanning booth. ( think Ross in the friends episode)
If you’ve ever done one of these tans, you wear a shower cap & little goggles. You can clearly see the shower cap line in this photo. And He always has white around his eyes from the goggles. Those tans have an unnatural looking bronzer in them when applied so you can see if you missed a spot. The tan develops over hours and then you wash the bronzer off. I don’t think he washes off the bronzer.
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Even a stopped clock, gives the right time twice a day.
Ron DeSantis@GovRonDeSantis
Florida’s law allowing the death penalty for child rapists is now in effect. The minimum sentence is life in prison without parole. In Florida, anyone who harms children in such a horrific way will never walk free.
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@itsJeffTiedrich Nobody is in trouble, that’s the problem.
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I wrote a thing about how frighteningly easy it is to misplace classified documents, and why Trump is in more serious trouble than Biden or Pence jefftiedrich.substack.com/p/how-the-fuck…
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Why is Donald Trump still walking around free?
Morgan Freeman Narrates@MorganNarrates
Why is Donald Trump still walking around free?
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“Conservative Republicans”, ladies and gentlemen.
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen@NoLieWithBTC
The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)
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The man’s way of rushing into something then backtracking when it screws up didn’t bode well for the men and women sitting on top of his space rockets when they light the match.
Elon Musk@elonmusk
Holding off relaunch of Blue Verified until there is high confidence of stopping impersonation. Will probably use different color check for organizations than individuals.
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How do you feel about Donald Trump running for president again?
GIFS only.
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The man was the worst President of everyone’s lifetime.
CALL TO ACTIVISM@CalltoActivism
Yes or No: Was Trump the worst president of your lifetime?
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@CBearsbulls @OccupyDemocrats 9/11 happened under Bush.
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@OccupyDemocrats This is what happens when Democrats are in power. No world peace
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BREAKING: Two Russian missiles intended for Ukraine reportedly land in Poland by accident, killing two people. Poland is a NATO country.
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Of all the things trending right now, it was suspicious that the one person whom everybody was talking about… who had the power to control what was trending… was not trending.
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Anybody know how I can tell Frank Darabont what an utterly perfect movie he made?
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Finally, a major at Trump university where the professors actually knew what they were talking about.
Jeff Tiedrich@itsJeffTiedrich
holy fucking shit, Donald Trump is in full panic mode over there on his shitty app, teaching a master class in how to be a gibbering fucking lunatic. and tuition is free
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This is the constant cycle of American politics. A bill is passed, then the next party just changes it back when they gain power.
America is broken.
Something has to change.
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Republicans were being narrow minded. And in other news water was wet, fire was hot, and Donald Trump was a tax evading crook.
No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen@NoLieWithBTC
NEW: The Texas Republican Party has voted to shut out Log Cabin Republicans, an organization of gay Republicans, from participating in their convention. Log Cabin Republicans just said it is “shameful” they they are being “excluded” and that Republicans are being “narrow-minded.”
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