Shawna Clawson Chambers

The Ayatollah arrives at the gates of Heaven and is given a warm welcome. He feels invigorated because he’s a young, healthy and virile man again. He listens with growing impatience as all his great deeds are read off, his unwavering belief in Allah and his prophet, Mohamed, is praised, and just when he thinks he’s going to start screaming that he wants to get his rewards immediately, the gates swing open and he’s blinded by the intense light coming from behind them. As he’s blinking away his tears of happiness and joy, he sees a large group of people walking towards him. He closes his eyes and starts chanting his love and devotion to Allah and Mohamed only to be body slammed to the ground. Suddenly, he’s being kicked and punched by dozens of men shouting insults about his manliness and all he can do is curl into a ball and protect his head. “Why, Allah, why are you allowing these men to beat me when I’ve faithfully served you all my life? Didn’t I enable thousands to kill the Christians and Jews in jihad? Didn’t I make it possible for the Great Satan, the United States, to be conquered in your name?” A deep, booming voice replies: “Yes, and you are getting your reward even before you pass through the gates.” “Being beaten by men? Where are my 72 virgins?” The voice booms out: “What virgins? I said 72 VIRGINIANS are the reward for those who engage in jihad against the United States you imbecile! Oh, and I do believe that this group has been anxiously waiting for you to arrive because they’d like to have a few words with you about the atrocities you inflicted on your own people. This is just your escort to where the women of Virginia are getting everything ready for you and they have millions of reasons to explain to you what it means to be a real man.” The Ayatollah looks at the men around him and recognizes George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Patrick Henry, George C Scott, and Robert E Lee. And they look pissed and determined.

Did anyone ever think that Bill Maher would one day be a moderate Democrat? The man is practically a Republican!

🚨🚨 Shenna Bellows sends a strong signal to Somali welfare fraudsters: 'I've got your back. I'll protect the fraud. I'll keep the money flowing.' We explain why her attack on the Maine Wire today revealed a devastating truth:

Be honest. How many of us have a tattoo that we regret, or regert? I have one. I don't regret it but the tattoo artist put it on backwards. If you do them this song is for you. 🤣🤣🤣

From Martin Iles, reposted: Having lived in the USA for nearly two years, I've realised something. The USA and the remainder of the Western world are no longer aligned. We all laugh and mock when the Americans say, "Freedom!" because we truly think we're as free as they are. Wrong. We're not. Not even close. The laws, the mindset, and the behaviour, is totally different in this regard. Most of all, the governments are totally different. The USA's convictions around core freedoms are on a scale we do not share. Meanwhile, Donald Trump wins the popular vote, the electoral college, the House, and the Senate... a man who, in every other Western country, is held in open derision, if not contempt. For these and other reasons, we are not the same. Yet the West, including Australia, fully expect to rely on the USA for our very survival. If the world turns bad (which will happen - only a question of time), then the whole West, without America, is toast. So, you may ask - if we're not very aligned ideologically, then it must be that we bring something to the party militarily? Well, no... actually... we don't matter that much militarily. The USA has about 470 ships in its navy, including 11 aircraft carriers, 69 submarines, 75 destroyers... plus 110 new ships in the pipeline. Australia has about 30, including 3 destroyers, 7 frigates and 7 outdated submarines. The UK does a little better, with about 60. Meanwhile, the US has over 14,000 military aircraft. A staggering number. Australia has 252 military aircraft. The UK has 556. The US army has just shy of 1,000,000 uniformed personnel in its military. Australia has about 45,000. The USA spends 3.4% ($968 billion) of its GDP on defence. Australia spends 2% ($36.4 billion). The US spends as much as the next 15 largest military-spending countries (including China) combined. The USA has a fighting culture. The men shoot things (a lot) and hunt things, the veterans get favoured in everything from parking spots to boarding planes. A uniformed young man is thanked in the street a dozen times a day. "Oh, the Americans and their guns!" we say, in our smug way. Yes, they have a warrior culture. We do not. We don't have to, because we're a leech on theirs. How many young British men are willing to fight for their country? Now ask the same regarding young American men. The difference is about as wide as it could be. Militarily, we don't offer squat. Meanwhile, look at the way Australia works against America's interests by loving on China. China made us rich and we stay close. This is a Marxist regime with expansionist aims. Again, you have to spend time in the USA to realise just how vast a gulf there is between us on China. Europe, too. They let China have their way everywhere from Germany to Greenland, all the while importing Islam and sending their own people to court for saying hurty words. Somehow, we have landed the deal of a lifetime with the USA that says, "when the baddies come, you'll save us ok?" Because we can't save ourselves. And we live in peace. But we keep gnawing away at freedoms, keep enabling China, and get flabby and disinterested about our military because Uncle Sam's got it. And, let's be honest, Americans are widely looked down on. To add insult to injury, we don't think that highly of our protectors. So, the USA is finally saying "enough." I am here, I can tell you what the vibe is, and that's it. Trump is doing what people want in this regard. They're over it. And we come across all shocked and hard done by. We behave like people with no self-insight at all. Yes, the global alliance system is all over the place now. From America's perspective, it's about time. And I must say, though I be a proud Australian, I am forced to agree. Something has to change.

Hello, Europeans. The first thing you need to understand about the rant I'm about to utter is that I'm not MAGA, not a Trumpite, but a libertarian who has in the past nevertheless been strongly supportive of US military presence overseas. Because I want the wars that defend this country to be fought in somebody else's country, as far away from me as possible with a nice big ocean in the way. Also relevant: I have a history of having lived in Europe and traveled there extensively. I was at one time bilingual in English and Spanish, and have been passably fluent in Italian and French as well. I could probably still find my way around London and Rome and central Paris reasonably well. So if you're tempted to tell yourselves that I'm some kind of parochial American hick, abandon that hope. All that was set-up. So that, when I tell you that almost the entirety of the US electorate, not just Trump supporters, is increasingly fed up with your shit, take me seriously. We've been cleaning up your messes and keeping the sea lanes open since 1917. And that was for you, not us - we, being very close to resource self-sufficient, don't need that investment so much. We've spent enormous amounts of blood and treasure on keeping you safe. We risked nuclear hellfire on our own cities for nearly 50 years to keep Soviet tanks from rolling through the Fulda Gap. Even since the Cold War ended, we've subsidized your socialist-playpen welfare states and disastrous immigration policies by taking the need to maintain militaries more effective than a sack of wet farts off the table. Now we've come looking for help keeping a bunch of rabid Islamic fanatics from getting nuclear weapons that are a clear and present danger to all of you even more than they are to us, and what do we hear? "Waah! It's another Republican president we don't like, just like the last half dozen of them! So we're going to sulk in a corner, except when we're biting at your ankles with crap like airspace restrictions." No. No, we're not going to take this anymore. It's not just conservatives who have had enough, it's moderates and people who used to be strong supporters of liberal internationalism. Our citizen's willingness to pay higher taxes to protect you was upward-bounded by your gratitude. Now that we know your gratitude has effectively gone to zero, so does our willingness. Don't expect this to change if the Democrats take power here. They are much less liberal-internationalist than Republicans now. While they might make mouth noises that soothe you, their overriding concern is the gaping, insatiable maw of their income transfer programs. They'll sacrifice subsidizing Europe's playpen socialism to feed their domestic version in a heartbeat. And there is no longer any significant Democratic constituency to argue against that. In truth, three decades after the Cold War ended there is no American constituency at all for the massive subsidies you get. It frankly surprises me they lasted this long, that we were this patient with your cowardice and your bitchy whining. This moment has been a long time coming. It's not Donald Trump sinking the transatlantic alliance, it is absolutely you.

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Bro this actually broke my brain 🤯

Per capita the US doesn’t have the most guns or shooting. The issue isn’t, and never has been, legal gun owners; criminals have more guns than the military of many countries and they aren’t going to just give them up. And no one ever addresses how to get the illegal guns away from criminals. But before you even get to that issue, you have to define what an “assault weapon” is based on the mechanics of how it fires. The general use of the term is applied to a semiautomatic long gun with one trigger pull expelling one bullet and the trigger has to be fully released between rounds. The most popular long guns look like they’re Rambo’s guns but they are only a semiautomatic gun and the barrel length is mostly irrelevant, making a long gun the same as a handgun. In the US, politicians want to disarm citizens because they know that legal gun owners are a problem for installing an authoritarian government; it’s hard to force someone to shut up and obey if they can simply make you leave them alone. But if you want to see where the problem with guns starts, look at Hollywood, dime novels about outlaws and the old west, and the music industry that glorifies crime. Look at how many people don’t have a stable childhood and can’t grow up to be mentally healthy adults. Guns aren’t the problem, bad people looking to do bad things. London has more knife crime than the US has gun crime. A car is a weapon in the hands of someone who uses it as one.

How about the fact that if there were proper gun control in the USA, the gunman would not have been able to get hold of a gun in the first place in order to kill 28 people? Perhaps that’s why you don’t see mass shootings like this in other countries that do have proper gun control?

The Whole World Needs to Hear This Story!! 🫵

What the hell are King Charles and Buckingham Palace doing. Have they got zero sense of how to handle public relations and what the public mood is. It’s true that they don’t issue an Easter message every single year. But to NOT do it this year, only weeks after issuing a Ramadan message comes across as a deliberate snub and total hypocrisy. Even if Charles is unwell, get William to do it. Simply to refuse to issue a message to the Christian church and its people of which you are the head, after doing one for Islam is guaranteed to cause uproar and at the very least is just plain stupid.

Abdication now!!

76 trans Americans ditched the US for Trump's 'tyranny'... and fled straight into Dutch refugee camps. Zero asylum granted. Sleeping in tents and sleeping bags, conditions they call worse than American prisons. The grass wasn't greener 😏

𝐖𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 “𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐁 ’𝐄𝐌” 𝐎𝐔𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐆𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝟔𝟎 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐅𝐋𝐀𝐓 A woman on the Whatever Podcast just did what ten years of conservative pundits couldn’t — she buried the Trump “grab ’em” talking point with one question: “𝘏𝘰𝘸’𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨?” The liberal girl across from her brought up the 2016 tape as proof Trump is unfit. Rachel Wilson didn’t flinch. She corrected the record first: “𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥. 𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘴, 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩, 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴, 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩-𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘢 𝘭𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘣 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮.” Then she asked the only question that matters — “𝘏𝘰𝘸’𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨?” The other woman’s response? “𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵’𝘴 𝘸𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨.” Not “it’s false.” Not “here’s why he’s incorrect.” Just — it’s a bad 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬𝐞𝐭. Wilson pressed: “𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵. 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦.” Then she went deeper than any talking head ever has on this subject. “𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦. 𝘐𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘰𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬 𝘣𝘦𝘵𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘨𝘶𝘺𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘩𝘦’𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵. 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦’𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘺 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘦𝘴 𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘵. 𝘞𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯, 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘺, 𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦, 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘩, 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩-𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘴 𝘮𝘦𝘯, 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺’𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘶𝘴.” The liberal’s last stand: “𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘺𝘰𝘶, 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯, 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.” Translation — she couldn’t argue the facts, so she went to 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬. Wilson’s answer shut it down completely: “𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘵𝘩.” This is why the “grab ’em” tape lost its power. Not because people stopped caring about how things sound. Because a generation of women grew up, looked at the actual statement, and realized — it’s observationally accurate. The Women’s March was built on pretending Trump described assault. He described 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲. And when a woman says that out loud on camera, the entire moral framework collapses. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩. 𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐭. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡.

Black cats are built differnt

@JebraFaushay It’s instrumental with no lyrics but Kojiki by Kitaro has always been the soundtrack to a movie running in my mind as I’m doing a guided meditation.

I thought everyone got chills from music, but only about 50% of the population experiences this phenomenon, called Frisson. Those of us who feel it "have more neural fibers linking our hearing center to our emotion center." These brains are wired for intense musical highs and are often creative and curious. Have you experienced this? This is one song (Sailing by Christopher Cross) that always gives me chills. Do you have others?

Trans “women” are men!

I’m not a big account with a bunch of followers and I sincerely doubt that I’m ever going to be interesting to more than a niche audience. But the people who have put the time and effort into growing their account deserve to reap the rewards of their work. And anyone, whether their ideological points of view, who is targeted for their ideology should be able to have their accounts restored and the people targeting them should be banned for life from social media platforms.

This will never get old.

Birds With Attitude: The Funniest Voiceover Compilation You’ll Ever See 😂🦜 Get ready to laugh with this hilarious bird voiceover compilation! 😂 From sassy one-legged birds and dramatic rebellions to beach chicks scoping and rotten egg drama — these feathered friends are spilling all the tea with perfect human personalities. Non-stop comedy gold! Which line had you dying? Comment below! 🐦💀

No Kings 3 Protest "Street Roast" I spent the day at a "No Kings" anti-Trump protest, roasting the hypocrisy and weak arguments in real time. While the organizers hyped it as a massive day of resistance, the turnout at this spot was hilariously tiny — perfect for some up-close-and-personal street interviews. #planethank #NoKingsProtest #StreetRoast #ProtestFails #LiberalLogic #NoKings3