The Lion

@IdahoDMV Aidan this rocks #burga

National Aidan Eats a Burger Day 3

@MattSumf Mission accomplished and welcome home soldier

Just crop dusted a transgender #yourewelcome

@MoshakaP Looks fantastic. Was the crack addict server friendly?

A little Wednesday fuck you triple dipper. Any problems? #chilis

@angelni29 I love you

the world spins when you are a Young woman who can put down 12 Modelos

@DonnyJenkins67 I’ve picked up drinking over the last few years it’s pretty fun

I want to pick up some cool hobbies. Anybody got some cool hobbies? I’m tired of sitting on my phone.

@DaveFreese6 Your steak is too juicy and lobster too buttery my guy

Just got invited to an engagement party that my ex-girlfriend is also invited to #bang #runitback

@johhny_drama Self vs self vodka drinking challenge

What is there to do when the weather is shitty and you’re unemployed? I was so bored I ran on the elliptical. Shrink unemployment

@nickkerrs3 Call him in for a hit and run

@DaveyJoneso7 Might give you a promotion for being so awesome?

Have a meeting with HR tomorrow for getting too drunk at the company B dubs lunch #fuck

@sportsfan_318 The lion likes this guy

Anyone else just feel the urge to go to the bar alone to drink Guinness

@TravisMcnut Might as well do a 360

Curry from deep #NotMyBathroom

@BertWendlinESPN #peak

Doesn’t ever get old man

I’m shaking uncontrollably

@PDunphyBurner I just had a prostate orgasm

@richardciderbox Did you get those at CVS in the pregnancy prevention isle? #getsomeAF1s

Love my new shoes but I’m starting to realize that these are definitely pussy repellent

@BergTheBuilder That’s baseball

Whoever invented small bladders is a dickhead #peedmypantsintheelevator

@Jsmitty6967 Chat should i make @Jsmitty6967 butt chug at his 20 follower party? Let a YN know #motionparty

Getting real close to the 20 follower dox, don’t let me down guys I got something special planned! #dox #lank #ferda

@BoofAssociate #trideltacyberattack2026

Saw this at a thrift store. Some tri delt is about to get married

@donthurtemgirth #dud #getsZERO

“It’s not Fiji it’s phi gam” #expand