Matt Sumf
479 posts
Matt Sumf
@MattSumf
Former cocaine addict , 3 DWI convictions, Baccarat player
Raleigh, NC Katılım Ağustos 2024
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@Bob_RunstheBALL Women will take off all their clothes before they take off their Apple Watch
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@wolfpackgeorge The method is to buy a $5 bottle of wine from Harris teeter and sneak it in under your shirt
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Can’t beat Beach Music man. Live band, everyone’s wearing a long dress, live music, live band, $10 beers, live band, live music
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Dudes who eat a honey pack before going out are jumping up and down right now
Mikli@CryptoMikli
Clavicular reveals his “best” cold approach advice is approaching with a boner Mike: “I totally agree, but how about a semi?” Clavicular: “No” Mike: “You’re talking about a full fcking boner?” Clavicular: “Yes, the girls can sense it” Logan: “This is some primal shit. This is above me. This is crazy”
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@RodneyIceMonroe You’re right ice man, next time he offers me pizza I’ll eat it so he can roofie me and harvest my organs to sell them for the cash for his hedge fund startup
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Matt is a dick! You’re the weirdo here!
Matt Sumf@MattSumf
Dude just offered me a slice of hunt brothers pizza at 10:45 in the morning, I’m good bro
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Homeless encampment forming within 1 mile of my house, time to notify the police #goodsamaritan
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