NEPHIE 💎

Food thread☺️ I’d be updating this thread with foods I cook for myself just ‘cause I like the idea of food and food aesthetics😍

@faveda12 Godforbid

This thing still dey happen for 2026? 😭

@Chidaluuu_ @DROXX_OFFICIALL He’s probably old and “lonely”🥴

My mom is 70 and her ex just called to ask if they can get back together. It never ends, I fear. 😭😭

I’m selling my manual sewing machine as I no longer need it. Selling at giveaway price for N150,000. Interested persons should send me a DM. 📍 Gwarinpa, Abuja. Fastest person‼️

@malantrent @Wizarab10 You’re not ok😂

I raise you Nupe people… More than a decade ago we went to Kwara State, to a small Nupe village there for a wedding. My grandma was living in that village… and from the moment we arrived, you could tell life there followed rules nobody really explained. You don’t announce when you’re coming, you don’t announce when you’re on the road, and you don’t even really announce when you’re leaving because something bad might happen to you. My grandma wasn’t warm to us in public at all, always frowning, always shouting at us whenever people were around. But in private, she showed love in her own quiet way. If she openly showed too much affection again, something bad would happen to us. So she constantly warned us, like even joy itself was something dangerous in that place. She used to say if you act too happy, something terrible might follow. One day, something happened that I still can’t fully explain if I wasn’t there…

@rukky_nate @__ironside Sporty

Know your body weight vs condition: Below 40kg – very fragile 40-49kg – slim 50-59kg – very skinny 60-69kg – sporty 70-79kg – normal 80-89kg – strong 90-99kg – heavy 100-109kg – very heavy 110-119kg – well built 120-129kg – severely overweight 130-139kg – overweight 140-149kg – fat 150-159kg – obese 160-169kg – round 170-199kg – extremely overweight 200+kg – you’re in a extraordinary league of your own. What’s your body weight? drop it in the comments below.

Because I know what I want, it’s so easy to know what I don’t want.

@immarescible Beauty with brains ❤️

officially twenty-five sittin’ on five degrees

@omoelerinjare For people who love sleep like me, I understand her😂😂😂

A lady was seen sleeping in church during her wedding.

My lecturer just wrote me a great recommendation letter. So excellent that it made me tear up a bit. I mean… I was his top student in my set. Proud moment 😊

At least, all those library visits and intensive reading weren’t in vain. It pays to be diligent!

@Heroinenetheng2 Never 😂😂

God please help to never do this to any man who didn’t marry me cos it’s not worth it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭he went and impregnated another girl as I was baking him scones

@JustKobby98 Congratulations 🎊🎉

After 5 years of being unemployed since completing my first degree, I have finally gotten my VISA to the USA 🇺🇸.🥹 Admission granted with full scholarship.😭❤️🙌🏾

Shop the cutest CHIC bag from TFS🖤🤍 instagram.com/reel/DX4Oq0PI3…

This week is going to be soooo good. I mean, I’m getting the most congratulations so far this week.

@t_Duches Give me perfume. I’m very much aware of time 😁

Which one would you rather receive as a gift perfume or a wristwatch?

Make babies with healthy, clean men. Not those ones that have rubbish in them that would make you look terrible when pregnant, prolly mess up your genes too 😖

@queenie_baybe 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

There’s this cat in my area, I’ve never known who she belonged to. Just moves from house to house. Early this year, she was heavily pregnant and I would feed her from time to time. She even gave birth under our staircase and stayed there till her kittens grew. After that, she stopped talking to me. Would act like she has never seen me before and I had to move on too. Tell me why this cat suddenly showed up at my place today and she’s heavily pregnant again. I never knew animals were users.

@dr_rhookie So fast 😭

You guyssssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Never go through a man’s phone.

He’s currently in Australia, doing so well Two remote jobs Married with a baby girl. Time, what a concept. He buzzed me, guy how far where I fit put this 50m, I just begin smile on his behalf

@udysznx @tolagraffiti Chai😂😂

i no fit forget when my papa apply for visa in 2019 after me and my siblings don learn canada national anthem finish, them deny us visa