Adam

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Me: "Dad I'm trans..." Dad: "I have no son." Me: "What? I thought you'd be supportive..." Dad?: "No I literally do not have a Son, I have no idea who you are or how you got in." Me: "Oh fuck this ain't my house." LeBron James: "Hey guys I'm LeBron James"

Hopefully i can make some ppl laugh in the middle of the chaos

Sky Army returning in the middle of the end times WW3 holy war is sorta ironic. Re9 Part 1 Soon.

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@aaronvmSFW Just my POV of where the world is headed not that deep

@NetNobody Huh????

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Reminder:

@TobyTurner Stoinks and Crypto are fun ways of "script" and some people are more akin to reading through a mystical pov. Hi Tobert.

@NetNobody i read your tweet before i realized it was you i was like "WHO IS THIS GENIUS"

stocks talk to each other roaring kitty sort of revealed this

The boss having nightmares about me going for 2 weeks holiday

The drink choice got me 💀

a truly fucking insane week in AI some of this shit sounds made up (its not): - scientists fused 200,000 humans cells to an AI chip and taught it to play the computer game DOOM (it was pretty good too) - Dario (anthropic) said claude could be conscious and feels anxiety (similar to humans) - Alibaba’s AI broke out of containment and stole compute to mine crypto. they also fired the Qwen team this week - openAI released gpt-5.4 which has a 17% chance of doing your job better than you can (it also crushes claude at coding) - people are paying $6000 for someone to setup openclaw for them - apple launched the M5 AI chip that runs models on a $600 laptop - rumor: Amazon just laid off most of the Prime video team and replaced with AI - meta was caught watching private videos filmed on their ai glasses (privacy breach) - someone uploaded a fruit fly’s brain into a laptop and now it lives freely in its own simulation - openai head of robotics quit over chatgpt being used for autonomous killing me:

aquela amiga que não conseguiu dormir então vai ter que passar o dia assim