Mark Herbert

@visitBlackpool It’s April 1st.

We’re thrilled to announce that ‘Slide The Prom’ is officially coming to Blackpool Promenade this July. Starting near Central Pier and finishing in a 50ft splash zone at the edge of Comedy Carpet, this 300-metre outdoor waterslide will be the longest of its kind in the UK. Using a specialised saltwater filtered system, the slide will offer 14 days of high-speed family fun from 20 July – 3 August from 10am to 7pm. Plus, it will be completely free to slide! Due to anticipated high demand, a pre-registration ballot for free "Early Bird" wristbands will open at midday today.

@PostcodeLottery No NN again

Monday really woke up and said "positive vibes only" ✨ TWENTY postcodes have bagged £1,000 each and the vibes are immaculate 💷 Big congratulations! #PostcodeLotteryPeople

@Matt_Pinner Get a taller fence

My neighbor does this every day, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any suggestions ?

@PostcodeLottery No NN again

Players in TWENTY postcodes just landed the £1,000 Daily Prize 💷 Congrats if your postcode is on today's list 🎉

@Ben84Daniels @railcamlive @GWRHelp @railadventureen That dam dog again

Steam engine 60103 “Flying Scotsman” & support coach 35468 passing through the @GWRHelp served North Camp Station this morning by @railadventureen duo 43467 & 43423. A somewhat rare sight through here, but a fine one for sure 👍🚂 #flyingscotsman #steamengine

@PostcodeLottery If you live in Northampton don’t bother entering. Look no NN again.

This Sunday is giving elite energy ☀️ TWENTY postcodes just woke up £1,000 richer with today’s Daily Prize 💷 Big congratulations 🎉 #PostcodeLotteryPeople

@CobblersToMe Mansfield - 1 v 1 - Cobblers

PREDICT IT | MANSFIELD (a) We’re off to Field Mill today looking for something to cling on to. Could we please have your predictions? 👞 Correct Score 👞 First Goal Scorer 👞 Attendance #ntfc #ShoeArmy

@UKNaturist2024 Get this bloke removed. He ain’t a naturist he is a flasher. REMOVE HIM.

Shooting strings in the spring sunshine 💦☀️ How many did you count 😜

@Midlandscotterz @CrossCountryUK Famous for what. All I kept hearing was complaints about you.

Good Morning folks Scotty the TM of your 0601 Service to Manchester Piccadilly with the refurbishment Voyager 220027. Famous XC TM on the Famous XC Refurb Voyager. @CrossCountryUK #FamousXCTM #FamousXCVoyager #RefurbishedVoyager #Voyagerrefurb #class220 #XC #Crosscountrytrains

@ThaiTrainGuide They drive with reds on the front.

The British built Sprinter train departing from Bangkok (Hua Lamphong) station this morning. This is Special No. 997: Bangkok - Chuk Samet, a weekend tourist train popular with people heading to Pattaya and nearby beaches. Tickets are 170 baht one way. 👉 Timetable: thaitracks.com/timetable/trai… #Thailand #Sprinter #RailTourism #Thailand

@CobblersToMe COBBLERS ARE C!!P

THREE WORD REVIEWS | COBBLERS 0-2 BURTON Another defeat for The Cobblers today. Could we please have your Three Word Reviews? #ntfc #ShoeArmy

PREDICT IT | BURTON ALBION (H) It’s Community Day and the sun is shining! Get on down to Sixfields today to support NTFC Community Trust and cheer the lads on. Could we please have your predictions? 👞 Correct Score 👞 First Goal Scorer 👞 Attendance #ntfc #ShoeArmy

@CobblersToMe Cobblers 2 - 1

@UKNaturist2024 @ldn_xl These ain’t naturists they are show off’s and need removing.

One minute me and @ldn_xl are spotting each other, bench-pressing like pros, grunting through reps Next minute we’re both rock-hard, dumbbells forgotten, barbells jealous suddenly the only thing getting a proper pump is me sliding down his throat 😈

@NotFarLeftAtAll How would a fire engine get through there.

Birmingham navigating through Double parked vehicles overnight Anywhere else in the country traffic wardens would be ticketing these car … A law unto themselves

@UKNaturist2024 @gofreddie__ Get this flasher off here.

What's your safe word? Mine's "Freddie" 😈⛓️ Get PrEP & DoxyPEP to help prevent HIV & STIs. @GoFreddie__'s your safe space for free PrEP, where you won't be judged – whatever you're into. And you can do it all from home! Start your journey at gofreddie.com/?utm_campaign=…

@13milepost Only on one engine

The Night Boat #EnglishElectric 🇬🇧#1Z08 🎧🎶Deltic #D9000 R S G at M K

@UKNaturist2024 Flasher is out again

It’s my Birthday today 🎉🥳🎂 Show some love and retweet me in my Birthday suit 🍾

@TheShoeArmy1897 The only argument is he should have gone well before now.

Timing in terms of announcement took me by surprise but ultimately don’t think many will argue with the decision…

@1harrismadeit WWIII

BREAKING: 🇮🇷 Iranian oil depot bombed by the U.S. Now high chances of World W….See More